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  1. 67

    It's Not Personal(It's Bussy) by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    21 Jun 2026

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    5 times Ilya ditched his friends for Shane's juicy ass and the one time one tried to stop him too no avail.

    Inspo creds to: @heyits.shalia on Tiktok.

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    do the math by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    19 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

    -----

    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    Remembered I Loved You, Wearing That Same Smile by ,

    Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010)  

    14 Jun 2026

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    You look back at Sherlock. He takes a step closer, hands hanging loosely by his sides. There’s a curl over his forehead.
    What are you even meant to say to a man you’ve haven’t seen in two years, that you’ve thought about daily, that everyone believed to be dead?
    Well, nobody can tell you what the norm is, because there isn’t a norm.
    “Your parents are coming up on Saturday to see you,” you announce.
    *
    Five times that Sherlock smiles that same smile, and one time that the reader does. Set between The Empty Hearse and The Six Thatchers.

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    Strawberry Sunrise by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    02 Mar 2026

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    In Mavuika’s absence, all Xilonen did was pour every ounce of focus into work. Ignoring the pull in her chest proved difficult; even forging the Traveler’s ancient name hadn’t perturbed her so.

    Mavuika had been gone for weeks. A diplomatic summit she grumbled about, a duty required of the “Oh So Generous and Personable Archon of Natlan.” Xilonen had hoarded every bit of affection Mavuika showered her with before then. She hadn’t expected to be so prioritized once they became partners—least of all by someone she routinely enjoyed bullying. Yet another reason to thank Capitano…

    Oddly enough, this cardiac tug of labor and longing sent her searing through commissions. Blessing or curse? No idea. Her work was high quality, as always, but the empty stretch in tomorrow’s schedule felt… foreign.

    Was she happy about it? Yeah.

    Why wouldn’t she be?

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    boston lily & associates by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    16 Jun 2026

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    Celeste Navarro:
    PAUSE.
    BACK UP.
    Did Jackie add Ilya to our WAGs group chat?

    Hannah Wilson:
    Is this even allowed?
    It kinda feels illegal.
    No offense, Rozanov. It’s just that you play for the other team.

    Ilya Rozanov:
    Is that…
    How you say? Double meaning?

    Celeste Navarro:
    HA!

    ----

    Or the one where Ilya Rozanov has a minor crash out after learning Rose Landry is still in the Metros WAG Group Chat but he hasn't been added & now he must infiltrate the group because he is the ultimate wife.

    **This is a current crack fic WIP that accidentally developed a plot. I hope to have updates posted once a week-ish, but there is no publishing schedule.

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    Wrong Number, Kacchan by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    20 Nov 2025

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    Kacchan-11:04pm (read)
    SHITTY HAIR IM DYING.
    I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE IM TOO GAY FOR TS
    ITS HIS FACE IM TELLING YOU. HIS PRETTY EYES, HIS LAUGH. ACTUALLY ITS EVERYTHING
    DID I MENTION HIS EYES?
    KIRI HE LOOKED AT ME TODAY AND ISTFG IT FEELS ILLEGAL.
    IM NOT FUCKING CRAZY
    SHITTY HAIR YOU BETTER FUCKIN RESPOND BEFORE I BLOW MYSELF UP.

    Deku-11:16pm (read)
    Uhh Kacchan I think you have the wrong number.
    Are you ok?
    Kacchan?

    Well fuck—Bakugo Katsuki is in deep shit.

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    New Job by

    Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)  

    17 Jun 2026

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    Set before when they would have been quarantined, Ashley finds a job, see how that will alter the events of her and Andrews life

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    No Homo, Right? by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    16 Nov 2023

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    “What, like practice kissing?” Satoru makes a face. “Isn’t that kind of gay?"

    “Not really. Think about it. We’re practicing so you’ll be better at kissing girls. That’s, like, the opposite of gay."

    Yeah, now that Satoru thinks about it, that does make sense. Anyway, it’s hard to think clearly when Suguru is suddenly climbing onto the bed, invading his personal space and leaning in so Satoru can feel his breath against his lips.

    “So, no homo, right?” Suguru asks softly, interrupting his thoughts.

    “Yeah… Yeah, okay,” Satoru whispers.

    And then Suguru kisses him.

    In which everyone knows Satoru and Suguru are dating, except Satoru and Suguru themselves. (5 times they don't realize they're dating + 1 time they do.)

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    The Evolution of Owning (and Accepting) a Cat by

    Fandoms: ヴァ二タスの手記 - 望月淳 | Vanitas no Carte | The Case Study of Vanitas - Mochizuki Jun (Manga), ヴァニタスの手記 | Vanitas no Carte | The Case Study of Vanitas (Anime)  

    05 Oct 2022

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    Vanitas: Well, I'm not helping take care of your cat. Keep it away from me.

    Some time later...

    Vanitas: *cuddles with Murr on his bed*

    Or, Murr chooses a second owner and Noé has to deal with that fact.

    VNC Month: Noé and Vanitas Week Day 4: Cat

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    Are you SURE the son of Neptune wasn't raised by wolves? by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, RIORDAN Rick - Works  

    05 Oct 2020

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    I like to joke about Feral Jason because he was raised by wolves vs Feral Percy because he likes to eat raw fish and has shark teeth, and my friend pointed out that Feral Percy at the wolfhouse would be hilarious and now I'm here.

    AKA

    Lupa deals with Feral! Percy when Juno drops him off at the wolfhouse

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    Mand'alor the Paternal Mini-Series by

    Fandom Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV), The Mandalorian (TV)

    12 Oct 2022

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    Between how it is and how it should be by for blondsak

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    30 Aug 2019

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    ''Doesn’t Captain Rogers ever…wonder,'' Peter winced as he fumbled for the right word, ''where you are?''

    Bucky smirked. ''Steve’s a regular mother hen. Used to be me that worried about him.'' He gave Peter a pointed look. ''Better question is, isn’t Stark wondering where you are?''

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    Shane has been added to the group chat. by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    19 Jun 2026

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    Ilya
    Guess what

    Shane
    What?

    Ilya
    We are getting married tomorrow!!

    Shane
    Oh shit, I meant to tell you
    A thing came up, sorry!
    Totally unavoidable

    Ilya
    SHANE

    or: Hollanov take the 'two birds, one stone' approach to their wedding day.

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    Why would you send a trio of akumas after your son?! by

    Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug  

    23 Jun 2026

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    Gabriel thinks nothing of sending akumas after his son.

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    Cave to Confession by

    Fandoms: Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon)  

    15 Jun 2026

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    Wander comes clean to Sylvia that their newly-reformed travel buddy has been making goo-goo eyes at him behind her back, and he's kinda sorta making goo-goo eyes at her too?

    A Deathstar scenario I wrote at 5AM in June 2024, that I only decided to refine and release two years later.

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    adrenergic by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    09 Jun 2026

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    It does mean missing out on things like barbeques and team dinners sometimes, but it’s not as if he would have been able to participate anyway. At this point in his life, risking someone not taking his allergies seriously would mean potentially missing games, which makes it unacceptable. Jackie always makes sure he has a dish or two that’s safe when he’s over at their house, but if he was going to be the one guy sitting and drinking ginger ale instead of taking part in sharing nachos or Korean barbeque or burgers or any other delicious thing he goes in knowing he can’t have anyway, there’s no point in making a fuss about it. He eats at home, has a drink with everyone else, and he calls it a day. Easy. Safe. Foolproof.

    But also the reason it doesn’t occur to him that he hasn’t actually told Ilya about any of his allergies until it becomes immediately relevant five days into being at his cottage together.

    (how ilya learns about shane's food allergies) (and how shane learns what it's like to have someone who always saves him a seat at the table) (and who also makes sure there's food he can eat on the table to start with)

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    Easthies's Guide to Making Questionable Social Decisions by

    Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)  

    04 Jun 2026

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    Someone is sending Easthies letters
    Unfortunately, that someone is him.
    Extra-unfortunately, he apparently has a husband and is friends with Stupid-ruggio and Bratty-frey.

    Or an interactive light-hearted fic about Easthies receiving letters from his future self! For those who like reading letters.
    No spoiler (YET), but it may appear later on, which solely focuses on Qifrey only.
    PLSPLSPLSPLS GIVE IT A TRY.
    [ lightly based on ORANGE by Ichigo Takano, an old, cute, sad manga! ]

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    Creating a Hockey Power Couple by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    23 Jun 2026

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    It was no secret that Shane Hollander loved one thing and one thing only, which was hockey. He spent his free time reading hockey books and watching game tape. He had an entire synthetic rink built at his cottage. He had an encyclopedic knowledge of every hockey stat from the modern era. It was so obvious - the reason he hadn’t fallen in love yet was because he needed to be with another hockey player, someone who cared about the game just as much as he did. Or, at least, almost as much as he did. Hayden didn’t know if there was anyone in the universe that loved it as much as Shane.

    And, thankfully, there were twenty-three professional women hockey players in their city!! Sure, that didn’t sound like a lot, especially when you factored in how many of them were probably single, but it was better than nothing! Now he just had to figure out how to get Shane to spend some quality time with the Victoire players. How hard could that possibly be?

    OR

    Hayden tries to set Shane up with PWHL players. Instead of a girlfriend, Shane finds community and the support he needs to go after the man of his dreams.

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    Home is a Time and the Clock is Missing by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    09 May 2026

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    Ryland Grace is not going to be one of those *crazy* time travellers. He has more sense than that. He can totally fix things and get back home and nobody will ever be the wiser. The Acting thrum would be so proud of how well he is pulling this off right now.

    or

    Ryland Grace is a time traveller. He's also the world's smartest idiot. The rest of the team on the Vat is totally gonna let him fix things, but honestly, how stupid does he think they are?

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    Leftover Light by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

    17 Jun 2026

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    “Don’t let the blood get into your ship, okay?”

    That made Grace pause. “What?!”

    “If I die, you have to get my body out of here,” the man pleaded, but Grace had to go. His oxygen was out. The guy would be dead in six minutes. “You have to get me out, even if I’m dead. Hey!”

    “Just hold on!” Grace propelled himself through zero gravity, away from the radio.

    “Don’t leave me here-!” The roar echoed through the ship halls.

    ---

    When Ryland Grace complained about being a little bored, maybe a little lonely, he thought a nostalgic trip around Erid would fix him right up. The last thing he expected was to find deadly space bacteria in deep space and a human. Alive.

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