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    The Montreal Girl (Lily & Jane) by

    Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    16 Dec 2025

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    On Her One Day Off (Let’s Make it Memorable) by

    Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    28 May 2026

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    Walker nodded. “Okay, what’s—”
    “Ah, fuck,” Yelena swore on the other line, and then a muffled sound followed.
    Immediately, the two of them were on high alert.
    “Yelena?” Ava called out. “Are you okay?”
    A beat of silence stretched, thick and heavy.
    Then Yelena let out a breath, but nothing that sounded anything remotely distressed.
    “Да, I am fine,” she grumbled. “Just dropped my phone. What did you need again?”

    Or: The Watchtower’s AI malfunctioned at one of the worst times: Yelena’s one day off every two weeks, where she specifically said not to contact her unless one of them is on their deathbed. Luckily for the New Avengers, she did pick up, even though she was very much busy partaking in something that definitely wasn’t rated PG with the love of her life.
    Edit: Now with a sequel on Yelena's payback!

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    baby, you can drive my car by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    25 Mar 2026

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    Most of the time, Ilya doesn’t pick on him about it. Partly because Ilya knows when to pick and choose his battles, and any battle relating to a Shane routine is lost before it starts – but mainly because the little sleepy snuffling sounds that he insists he doesn’t make because he’s not sleeping, he’s meditating, so shut the fuck up, are really fucking cute.

    But sometimes, Ilya wants – needs – his husband’s undivided attention in their last few moments of peace before another loud, hectic, and exhausting day full of other people stealing it.

    Or maybe annoying Shane just enough to get him to slam the door a little bit too hard on his way out of the car, to give Ilya one quick dose of his adorable angry kitten face, is Ilya’s own form of morning meditation.

    “Shane.”

    Shane starts a bit, but otherwise doesn’t move or open his eyes. “Hmm?”

    “What sport would you play if you were more athletic?

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    or, five times ilya makes shane feel less like a passenger princess and more like a passenger prisoner
    + one time ilya lets shane take the driver’s seat

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    The Good Things by

    Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    08 Jun 2026

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    Maintaining a Professional Distance by

    Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug  

    14 Jul 2022

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    “I mean, how dumb does the mayor think we are? Offering us a permanent hotel room as a ‘gesture of gratitude for all our work for Paris’, like it isn’t clearly just some half-baked political ploy to place him more in the public’s favor after the whole school funding scandal, like we’ll allow ourselves to sleep in a hotel that we were publicly offered, making ourselves sitting ducks for Hawkmo—”

    “It’s a pretty big building,” he countered, and at least he seemed amused, because she certainly wasn’t, “Nobody knows which room we were given but us.”

    “It doesn’t matter!” she scoffed, “It’s still a security risk that he can narrow our location down at all! Also,” she jutted her arms out towards the bed a second time, “May I remind you? ONE. BED. ONE!”

    ———

    Or, Ladybug and Chat Noir receive a hotel room from the city, which they most certainly will not use. After all, that wouldn't be very professional, would it?

    Yes, it's a Ladynoir bed sharing fic.

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    i love you! loud and clear! by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    05 Apr 2026

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    Katsuki looks over at him completely deadpan, not even bothering to stop his stroll, “Really. You think you can cook?”

    Of course. Katsuki only heard that part of Izuku’s ramble.

    “Okay, so I can sorta cook,” Izuku mumbles as he frowns and wrinkles his nose at Katsuki, but it comes out as more of a pout than he means to.

    “Pinocchio, your nose get any fucking bigger and you’re gonna poke people in the eye with that shit,” Katsuki rolls his eyes, but his signature smirk grows bigger on his face.

    Izuku lets out a snort, “You’re the actual worst, Kacch—Oh! We’re here!”

    OR

    Love is not always a grand confession that you dramatically fall face-first into under the pouring rain (although, in BKDK’s case it is). Sometimes, it’s finding the ripest pear on sale for your hero partner while your adopted cat is being a shit-head.

    Four times Katsuki silently shows he cares and one time Izuku finally gets the message loud and fucking clear. It’s tooth-rotting fluff... eventually... And gay I swear! Enjoy it!

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    The Kivotos Bonding Initiative: Prologue by

    Fandoms: Blue Archive (Video Game)  

    03 Jun 2026

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    Not Your Typical Beach Episode (18+) by

    Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)  

    17 Oct 2025

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    Way better way to beat the heat than to spend a lovely day at the Digital Lake? Everyone’s altogether and finally having a much needed relaxation after some rough tumbles and arguments.

     

    But of course, this is NOT your typical beach episode (fanfic?) as I’m sure from reading the title, you notice the (18+) label.

     

    Self awareness aside, this is where Jax decided he and Ragatha need more to unwind than sitting in the water.

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    Dagger Sluts & Co. by

    Fandom Top Gun (Movies)

    19 Jan 2025

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    Hollanov Support Group(chat) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    09 Jun 2026

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    Svetlana: It’s really everywhere
    Hayden: Literally how much lube does one couple need
    Rose: Where have you guys found it?
    Cassie: Bathrooms, kitchen, living room, garage
    Rose: Oh the garage ones!!!
    Svetlana: Which ones did you find? The one on the opener or the ones in the toolbox? Or the one on the shelf?
    Troy: Garage ones, plural?

    ***

    Or, the friends of Hollanov make a game out of their lube hiding places, and everything spirals from there

    Or or, the lube fic

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    The Future Mrs Jacob Black. by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types  

    12 Nov 2022

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    Nobody told Jacob how utterly perfect it would be when he finally imprinted on his soulmate...

    “I could kill you in ten seconds flat.”

    ... or how the moment could be completely ruined the moment she opened her mouth.

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    Damn Leggings. by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    15 Jul 2022

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    Bakugou and his monkey brain struggle with the fact that Midoriya wears tight leggings now.

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    Sick of Losing Soulmates by

    Fandoms: Julie and The Phantoms (TV 2020)  

    26 Jan 2022

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    Reggie lives in a world where the first words that your soulmate says after you’ve realized you’ve fallen in love with them appears on your skin like a tattoo. Eventually, after years of disappointment and discouragement from those in his life, Reggie gives up, believing no one could really love him.

    Spoiler Alert: he’s wrong.

    Or- Luke falls in love quickly; Alex falls in love accidentally; and Reggie doesn’t let himself fall in love at all.

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      23 Jun 2026

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    • Bookmarked by 7_joonbug_7

      07 Jun 2026

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      this was one of the cutest things i've ever read

    • Bookmarked by Moony_Stylinson10

      21 May 2026

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      *Ok, não sei nem como começar a descrever tufo oque sentir nessa fanfic. Regras me fez me identificar com ele em tantas cenas. Suas insegurança, medos, tudo. É muito profunda essa história, e a amo como o autor não deixou nada de brechas. Tudo resolvido qualquer insegurança que ele teve realmente eles conversaram. Eu simplesmente amei essa história e vai ficar pra sempre em minha mente isso.Fquei tão a pegada como o autor escreveu o passado dos personagens que chegou virar cânon pra mim tudo isso. Sem contar que o que mas me chateou foi que Reggie só se permitiu ser amado depois de morto😭😭😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🔥 sem defeitos,obra-prima
      Partes que me fizeram surta:
      "Então, vocês só têm olhos um para o outro”, disse Reggie, depois que todos terminaram de assumir a responsabilidade por seus atos e pedir desculpas.
      "Quer dizer, eu não sou a fim da Julie desse jeito, e o Alex também não é a fim do Willie desse jeito, mas eu não diria…” Luke parou de falar, e seus olhos se voltaram para o teto. Ele apertou os olhos e mordeu o lábio, sem se importar com o fato de Reggie e Alex o observarem com a respiração suspensa, então voltou o olhar para Reggie enquanto terminava: “Digamos que existe uma exceção. Uma exceção muito, muito específica; tipo, a gente se ‘atrai’, mas também ‘atrai’ uma certa outra pessoa, tipo, coletivamente.”
      Ele reforça seu argumento tocando a coxa de Reggie com a ponta do sapato.
      - akakakkaka luke: se voce me pergustar direi que temos uma excecao, mas nao direi nomes. - diz ele com a tal exceção no colo.
      Ele reforça seu argumento tocando a coxa de Reggie com a ponta do sapato.
      Ok, talvez o Reggie não seja a pessoa mais observadora ou perspicaz do mundo, mas, meu Deus, o Luke foi tão descarado quanto possível sem dizer diretamente ao Reggie que ele era a exceção. Ele até deu um tapinha na coxa do Reggie enquanto falava da "exceção" deles, como quem diz: "Ei, é você."
      Será que o Reggie é só um idiota? Não, sério; será que o Reggie é só burro? Será que o Luke sempre foi tão óbvio assim, mas o Reggie era cego demais para enxergar o que ele achava que não existia?
      - Sim você é.👀 Sim ele sempre foi e vc é muito cego😭😭😭
      ×××
      Por que o poliamor foi colocado em discussão, afinal?", pergunta Alex, com a voz cansada e tensa.
      Rápido, diga que você estava apenas curioso! Ou, melhor ainda, fale algo sobre possibilidades novamente!
      "Porque eu estava pensando se vocês dois topariam um relacionamento poliamoroso", diz Reggie, porque sua boca é incapaz de lhe fazer um favor em um momento de necessidade.
      - AAAAAAA VOU ME MATAR ESSA CENA E D++
      Luke não hesita. "Ah, sim, com certeza. Contanto que o Alex esteja de acordo, é claro." Ele dá de ombros e lança um sorriso radiante para Reggie. "E tenho quase certeza de que ele estaria. Sabe, desde que seja com uma pessoa em particular."
      Reggie jura que ouviu Julie e Flynn ficarem boquiabertos. Ele estaria junto com eles se não fosse a segunda vez em poucos dias que Luke insinuava que toparia namorar com Reggie. Aliás, Reggie está, como diriam os jovens, "chocado", mas não há muito o que fazer sem dar a entender às suas almas gêmeas que ele passou de cabeça de vento a fingir que é cabeça de vento para o bem do seu Plano Épico de Revelação da Alma Gêmea.
      - AKAKAKKAKAKAKA isso é foda
      E quanto aos 'muitos fatores'?", pergunta Reggie, dedilhando seu baixo com mais vigor enquanto seu pulso dispara. Seu coração inexistente ameaça levá-lo a uma parada cardíaca, e ele se dá conta sucintamente da situação embaraçosa em que se meteu — perguntando "ei, me diga o que você acha de poliamor e se você hipoteticamente toparia" enquanto está preso nos braços de Alex.
      Uma das mãos de Alex se fecha em punho na camisa de Reggie. "Estou... começando a achar que um resultado possivelmente bom é mais provável do que eu imaginava, e isso supera quaisquer fatores complicados."
      Flynn vira o corpo todo para Julie. "Eles nem se dão ao trabalho de serem sutis mais"
      - Juro mano🔥✨️🔥✨️🤝😭👀
      ×××
      Beijar Alex é como estar em casa, ser envolvido em um cobertor macio e receber uma xícara de chocolate quente. Ele abriria mão de qualquer controle e deixaria Alex cuidar dele, porque Alex é Alex; ele é seu lar.Enquanto Alex era terno, sincero e lento, os beijos de Luke são urgentes, apaixonados e entusiasmados. Reggie nunca viu Luke não se entregar completamente quando encontra algo que o apaixona — afinal, ele é do tipo "tudo ou nada".
      ×××
      Reggie passou os primeiros doze anos de sua vida procurando em cada centímetro de sua pele por uma marca da alma, e passou os cinco anos seguintes acreditando que não havia nada para procurar. Mas, apesar de tudo o que lhe disseram e acreditaram ser verdade, ele as encontrou. Suas almas gêmeas são o sol e a lua, a paixão e a ternura. Reggie as ama mais do que tudo no mundo, e elas o amam da mesma forma.
      Meu Deus, como ele é sortudo

    • Bookmarked by emilouwoo

      12 May 2026

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    Come Over Baby by

    Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)  

    22 Jun 2026

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    Freezing cold fingers find their way under his shirt to flatten against his stomach, the muscle sinking away from the assault as he gasps at Sokka's wiggling, "Stop that!"

    "Hmmmno."

    After a bit of tussling, Zuko gives up, hiking his knees to his chest and letting Sokka warm himself against him, "Why're you like this?"

    Sokka thinks for a moment, Zuko's sure that he's coming up with some joke but the answer he gets instead is surprisingly honest, vulnerable, even, "Because it's you," he buries his nose in Zuko's hair, inhaling deeply again and humming cheerily from behind, "Because it's us."

    'So unfair.' the thought flashes by Zuko again, mind adamant to harp on and on about how cruelly casual Sokka's being with his affections right now.

    OR:

    Zuko tries to hide his feelings for Sokka, but it gets harder and harder as his best friend keeps coming over drunk.

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    Roz's Mystery Girl by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    15 Feb 2026

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    'Jane' gets added to the Centaurs WAG groupchat, after Wyatt notices Roz wearing a ring...

     

    pov Wyatt

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    not "your' anything by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    19 Jun 2026

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    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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    Hopelessly Platonic by

    Fandom Miraculous Ladybug

    21 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander: Most Wanted by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    11 Mar 2026

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    Set after Shane comes out to his team. Now that more and more people find out he is gay, he is also getting a lot more male attention.
    Meanwhile Ilya gets progressively more jealous and wants to remind everyone exactly who Shane Hollander belongs to.
    Also they're idiots in love

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    5 times Shane had to reject a guy giving him attention
    +1 time everyone found out why

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    Barbe-Q&A by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    31 May 2026

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    In their first summer after being outed, Shane finally accepts that invite to Bood's backyard barbecue. It could have been a relaxing night. But Ilya's brought vodka. And the Centaurs brought questions. Might as well rip off the band aid before he signs with Ottawa.

    Or

    How many shots is it worth to know what your Captain likes in bed?

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    Take On Me (Take Me On) by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    04 Aug 2025

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    In a post-apocalyptic U.S., Katsuki and Izuku are sent several hours from base camp in order to scout out the area and gather critical supplies. With only each other and a beat-up SUV as their shelter, they navigate through abandoned towns, flesh-hungry threats, and with limited supplies... while also juggling their developing relationship.

    But when one of them is badly injured, the other is suddenly forced to carry the weight of their survival alone.

    (this work is discontinued, therefore the summary is of a story that isn't fully expressed in this work. however, i'm publishing it as complete so it can possibly reach more people who may be interested in what's currently written! what happens next is left up to interpretation.)

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