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Impey got run over by his own car
Driving home from Cardia's house Christmas eve
You can say that no such thing could ever happen
But as for me and Sisi we believe
He'd been drinking too much eggnog
And we begged him not to go
But he forgot his telescope
And he staggered out the door into the snow
When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
He had tire-marks on his forehead
And incriminating oil stains on his back
Impey got run over by his own car
Driving home from Cardia's house Christmas eve
You can say that no such thing could ever happen
But as for me and Sisi we believe
Now we're all so proud of Sisi
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching San Germain
Drinking tea and playing cards with Van Hel
It's not Christmas without Impey
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts
Or send them back (send them back)
Impey got run over by his own car
Walking home from Cardia's house Christmas eve
You can say that no such thing could ever happen
But as for me and Sisi we believe
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And the bright orange candles
That would just have matched the hair on Impey's head
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a babe
And plays with Nemooooo
Impey got run over by his own car
Diving home from Cardia's house Christmas eve
You can say that no such thing could ever happen
But as for me and Sisi we believe
Singin' Sisi
Impey got run over by his own car
Walking home from Cardia's house Christmas eve
You can say that no such thing could ever happen
But as for me and Sisi we believe
Merry Impeymas!