Chapter Text
And so it begins
?: and so it's finished, now we only have to activate this
?: you do realize your friends and family are going to shout your ears off at best , right? Nevermind the others!
?: and yet that doesn’t change we can’t stop what's coming before it's too late, we have to stack the deck in our and most importantly their favor.
?: I’m hating the fact you’re making sense, it feels like …
?: we’re not mentioning that ever again
?: true enough, well then, time to start this
?: and hope for the best?
?: and hope for the best
?: do the honors then
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[Chat: Activated]
[Store: Activated]
[Adaptive Security System: Activated]
[Users: Searching]
[Users: Found]
[Knowledge Transfer: Completed]
[Users: added]
[System Message: Welcome Everyone, Please Don’t Mind the Blood and Bad Code]
User1: What? I don’t remember adding this
User2: I don’t think father would agree with this
User3: I’ve never heard of this chat app
User4: I don’t know what this is but somehow I do?
User5: Whatever this thing is, it's so cool!
User6: It reminds me of cellphones but never one like this one
User7: I’m very sure I didn’t install this thing
[User: ? has entered your channel - Hello there asshole!]
?: As the system message said, welcome to the chat, I created this (with lots of bloody help) for reasons that don’t concern you. Due to those same reasons, you can’t quit the chat or uninstall the app unless, well, you die, so please, don’t do that. I’ll be moderating the chat as needed but as far you’re concerned, I might as well not exist. Also, don’t let anyone try to look at the code, I don’t want to induce madness into other people. Finally, depending how well this works, there might be functions I’ll add at a later date. And for fucks sake, don’t let ANYONE take your phones!
[User: ? had quit your channel - hopefully the door hit him on the way out]
User3: … That was something
User2: Remembers me of my dad
User4: How?
User2: He does things without explaining much
User5: Well, your dad doesn’t seem like a nice guy
User2: Well, he’s been distant for a while but he isn’t a bad person
User7: I don’t know about that
User3: If you say so
User6: Hey, @User1, you’re very quiet
User1: Sorry! I was just looking at how this chat works, there is even a store but it says its closed for now
User4: A closed store, huh? Well, it seems not even who created this is perfect, what use is a closed store?
User5: Yeah! A closed store is useless!
User3: Well, perhaps it will open later?
User6: Honestly, even if it opened I doubt it would be able to send my order to where I am
User1: Where are you?
User6: … a military base
User1: … oh
User7: Well, that’s very problematic
User3: …
User1: …
User2: …
User5: Anyways! Who are you guys?! I wanna know!
[User: User1 has changed its name to Izuku]
Izuku: Well, I’m Izuku Midoriya, I live in Musutafu, Japan and I’m just a student
User6: Wow, fellow Japanese!
User4: Wait, what is Japan?
User2: How come you don’t know what's Japan? Everyone knows what’s Japan!
User4: Well, I don’t!
User7: Ok, that's not normal, let's complete the introductions before we continue this discussion, ok?
User3: I agree with 7 here
[User: User2 has changed its name to Adrien]
Adrien: I’m Adrien Agreste, I live in Paris and I work as a model for my father
[User: User3 has changed its name to Jaune]
Jaune: My name’s Jaune Arc, I live in the Kingdom of Vale and I’m going to be a huntsman
[User: User4 has changed its name to Hiccup]
Hiccup: My name is Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, I live in Berk and I’m a viking or well, trying to be one, you can call me Hiccup
[User: User5 has changed its name to Naruto]
Naruto: My name is Naruto Uzumaki, I live in Konohagakure and I’m going to be the next Hokage!
[User: User6 has changed its name to Takeru]
Takeru: I’m Takeru Shirogane, I’m currently living in Yokohama Base and I’m a cadet
[User: User7 has changed its name to Moxxie]
Moxxie: And my name is Moxxie Knolastname, I live in hell and I’m an assassin, just call me Moxxie please
Izuku: …
Jaune: I expected many things but I didn’t expect this
Hiccup: I have … so. many. questions
Takeru: You and me both
Naruto: This is so cool!
Moxxie: I know it's not the best of jobs but it pays the bills and hell is hell
Izuku: I can’t agree, killing like that … !
Jaune: I have to agree with Midoriya on this!
Naruto: But assassinations are just a job, ninja do them all the time!
Hiccup: Ninja?
Jaune: Aren’t those just stories?
Midoriya: Not so much, Edgeshot is called The Ninja Hero!
Takeru: And now I’m getting even more confused at this
Adrien: Hey, what about if we explain our homes?
Moxxie: I think that would be a good idea, well thought out Adrien!
Adrien: Eh, no problem, in this case, I’ll start.
Moxxie: Please do and to not interrupt we better wait until everyone is done ok?
Naruto: Sure, I’m sure everything is cool!
Jaune: Ok!
Izuku: I can do that
Hiccup: That should work
Takeru: Easily done
Adrien: As I said I live in Paris, which is the capital of France (insert explanation of IRL history)
Takeru: it is almost basically identical to here but here the BETA, an alien invader, landed on the moon in 1967 starting the War against the BETA on the Moon, they would later land on Earth in 1973 and since then the BETA have taken much of Asia and Europe, it is currently 2001
Hiccup: I don't know what year it is but I live in Berk, a viking village on an island in the middle of nowhere. It is very cold as it always is. We’ve been here for 7 generations but all of our buildings are new due to the pests and while most would have to deal with rats or mosquitoes, we have to deal with dragons. Yes, we’re a stubborn bunch.
Jaune: I currently live in Remnant, Remnant is divided into 4 Kingdoms, Vale (where I live), Atlas, Mistral and Vacuo. However beyond the cities and a few other large towns and villages, the rest of the world is controlled by the Grimm, soulless monsters that attack humans on sight. To fight against the grimm we have huntsmen, they are trained in one of the 4 academies, Beacon (in Vale), Atlas (in Atlas), Haven (in Mistral) and Shade (Vacuo), I’m planning to go to Beacon. There is also Menagerie which is the “faunus country” as some call it, they don’t have an academy and don’t have a kingdom.
Izuku: Here it all started when one baby was born with the ability to radiate light and soon more and more people started to get new abilities. Soon society collapsed as villains, people with quirks that they use for crime rose to prominence and it would continue for several decades giving rise to the Age of Vigilantes as people started to fight against the villains until the current Age of Heroes started when it formalized how heroes would work.
Naruto: Eh … Konoha is a ninja village, led by the Hokage, currently its the 3rd Hokage who leads the village. There is also anbu which are ninjas with masks and many ninja clans like the Uchiha, well, which are all dead with one exception or it was two? There are also the Aburame, Inuzuka, Hyuuga and many others, each habbo their own abilities like the Aburame with their insects and the Inuzuka with their dogs, apparently they can talk with them. Oh , I almost forgot, ninja use chakra to do their jutsus when fighting, it so cool!
Moxxie: In my case, I’m an imp that lives in hell, as in, actual hell. The hierarchy starts with the ruling family at the top, then under them coming the 7 deadly sins, then the ars goetia, then come the overlords, then sinners, following the sinners are the hellborns like succubi and incubi and finally its us the imps and the hellhounds. Hell is also divided in 7 rings, one for each deadly sin. I was born in the greed ring but now I live in the pride ring with my wife.
Takeru: I have so many questions, well more than those I already had
[Update: Library and Store have been opened]
Hiccup: Well, that happened
Izuku: IhavesomanyquestionsIcouldaskyouall!
Naruto: Same here!
Takeru: I think we all have questions for everybody else
Adrien: What if you start Izuku? And from then we continue with Naruto?
Izuku: Ok! In that case, Jaune, you mentioned something going to a Huntsman Academy? How do they work? What are the requisites to enter? What makes Huntsman a Huntsman?
Jaune: Well, you need to know how to fight and use your weapons and well you have to present some papers to present yourself.
Izuku: But, are there no schools that help students to learn how to use their weapon? Also, there is likely an entrance exam.
Jaune: …
Izuku: …
Takeru: Jaune
Jaune: …
Hiccup: Oh gods
Adrien: Jaune
Moxxie: You did not
Izuku: Jaune … please tell me there is nothing wrong going on
Jaune: There’s nothing wrong I swear
Naruto: Liar!
Jaune: How would you know?!
Naruto: I’m good at detecting lies!
Jaune: We’re not even in the same country!
Naruto: I can still smell your lies!
Moxxie: Jaune, what did you do?
Jaune: I did nothing!
Adrien: But aren’t those academies famous? If you want to go there you should know what's needed to enter them including what exams and tests are needed to pass. Information that you seem to not know at all.
Jaune: I do know!
Takeru: Then please, explain to us the requirements in detail.
Jaune: …
Hiccup: You can’t be serious
Naruto: Jaune, what the hell!
Izuku: Jaune, I just went to the library. Did you know that the entrance exam is incredibly dangerous? People have DIED!
Moxxie: Jaune, are you prepared at all for the exam?
Hiccup: have you trained? Like at all?
Izuku: Jaune, do you even have aura?
Jaune: … no … no I don’t
Takeru: Are you insane?!
Hiccup: What were you thinking?! Even we have dragon training classes and we’re vikings!
Naruto: What were you planning on doing, cheating?
Adrien: No, I don’t think he would do that
Takeru: There is no way he would do that, no one is that insane
Jaune: …
Moxxie: You can’t be serious
Izuku: Jaune, how could you? Do you have any respect for yourself?! It is obvious that you don't respect the dreams and work of others but at least you could’ve shown some respect to yourself in this but no, you decided to try to cheat your way in! People are depending that the best enter the academies to be the best huntsman they can be and you are insulting everybody for trying to cheat your way in! I’ve been dreaming to be a hero all of my life and I never ever thought about cheating my way into any hero school!
Adrien: Izuku calm down!
Naruto: I agree with Izuku! I've failed the final ninja exam several times already and yet I’ve never cheated!
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Jaune: … sorry
Moxxie: Jaune, as much as this is hard to say, Izuku and Naruto do have a point, not only is cheating bad specially in your situation but also it's dangerous for yourself. I’m an assassin for lucifer’s sake, I know how dangerous things can get even with a team alongside you
Hiccup: Same with us vikings, I’m not strong nor the most skilled with weapons and I’m seen as a liability during dragon attacks
Takeru: Jaune, how much training do you have?
Jaune: … I have none, my parents didn’t let me get any training
Izuku: …
Naruto: …
[User: Izuku - Has left your channel]
[User: Naruto - Has left your channel]
Hiccup: You are literally crazy
Jaune: What can I do then?!
Adrien: Train, find someone to train with, I can send you some instructions and tips from my fencing trainer if you want to
Jaune: Well I have a sword and shield so
Adrien: In that case I don’t think fencing will help you much beyond the very basics if at all, sorry
Jaune: … Damn
Takeru: This Aura thing Uzuku mentioned it and the library too, you have to make up for the lost time as best as you can
Jaune: … Ok
Adrien: So, to change the topic, Moxxie, when you mean hell, you mean the palace where dead people end up in?
Moxxie: Yeah, at least, all the sinners end up here
Hiccup: So, why did you end up as an assassin anyways?
Moxxie: I escaped my mafia family, tried to make a music career but failed, got into jail after my at the time boyfriend left me to be captured, managed to escape with help from Blitzo and then he hired me for I.M.P where I met Millie, my wife and since then we’ve been at that job.
Takeru: Is there any specialization when it comes to targets?
Moxxie: Not really, we kill just about everything, even living humans
Hiccup: Wait, you can go to the living world?
Moxxie: We need to use the Grimoire, a special magic book, but we can. It’s also kind of illegal to do so but, we’re assassins already and my boss doesn’t care anyways
Hiccup: … Your life is really … something
Adrien: Yeah, about your dad, has he tried anything?
Moxxie: Thankfully no and I hope it stays that way
Takeru: One can hope and sorry guys but I need to go to sleep, I’m going to have training tomorrow
Adrien: Same with me, I’m going to have a modeling gig tomorrow
Hiccup: And I’m going to need to help at the forge
Moxxie: Sleep well all of you
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?: So? … What do you think?
?: I still think you’re making a mistake and it could’ve gone better
?: True but we get what we can, that said, there are also some other people that I want to put into the chat
?: Mmmhhh … do you think this Moxxie will add his wife?
?: Absolutely and there is another person from Remnant I must get into the chat too
?: Joy /s
?: Don’t be like that, we both know I’m taking a risk here, might as well ensure these idiots can survive
?: If you say so but now, you have to face the consequences
?: Indeed … I’m so fucked lmao
?: Indeed you are dear, indeed you are