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mini pekka chatgpt comes to you with six or seven blue whales stuck in his asshole: "i have six or seven blue whales stuck in my asshole"
you are astounded by the astoundingly astounding news. "ok"
you are left totally speechless except this speech:
"How many special people change. how many lives are livin' strange. where were you while we were gettin' high? slowly walkin' down the hall faster than a cannonball where were you while we were gettin' high? someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernovaa champagne supernova in the sky. wake up the dawn and ask her why a dreamer dreams she never dies wipe that tear away now from your eye slowly walkin' down the hall faster than a cannonball."
chatgpt mini pekka has other speech: "ok"
"ok"
"ok"
chatgpt mini pekka spinny spins around to show you his six or seven blue whales.
you are astoundedly astounded again. "WOWZERZ WOWIE ZOWIE THATS A LOT OF SIX OR SEVEN BLUE WHALES!"
you reach in to free chatgpt mini pekka from his plight. the six or seven blue whales fall out of his asshole quite easily.
"tysm" says chatgpt mini pekka.
"np"
Kai cenat says: "yes"
you and chatgpt mini pekka leap from the battle bus, eager to get the victory royale.
"where we droppin"
"democratic republic of the congo"
"ok"
"ok"
"ok"
suddenly, a black whole becomes exist and a song plays:
doo DOOO DOOO doo doo DOO DOO dooo dooooo DOOOO doo do do DO doo DO
the song is very song
chatgpt mini pekka implodes.
"oh no."