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The Gremlin's Disclaimer

Before we jump into Y/N's surreal, cliché-ridden journey, I—your wonderfully Procrastinative Architect of said Delusion—have some things to say.

To my fellow Enablers of Chaos and Victims of the Y/N Era: Welcome!

This story lacks "a plot" or "coherence." It's just a collection of weird things we have all stayed up late to read at various odd hours of the day. There are plenty of characters you want to hate; there are tons of lines of dialogue so ridiculous, you want to throw your phone across the room after reading them, but, alas, you keep on reading.

As for our Male Lead—be he a crazy, domineering CEO who owns 90% of everything, a protective Alpha, or simply a dude called Chad—his identity is as unstable as my sleep schedule. His character exists each week only to support that week's character trope.

Just in case you're in doubt: if you find any hope of these events being real now, too good to be true, so much so that they have come to mind, they aren't. In fact, they will probably happen again and over as we roast some of the more unwanted cliches during this little charade of yours.

And yes, I'm right in the middle of finals week, where my brain (the very last piece that I have) demanded that I make a sacrifice if I was going to keep this deadline.

Get ready to strap yourself in, fellow delusional people, because this will be full of cliches (big time).