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ive lost count of how many satire fanfics i made

anyways djin and zain brek up
rudy breakdances
rizwan wonders why he was born into the family

forgot to say it was a gift for my bro seiretromie ☠️☠️ welcome to the fandom lil bro even if u made plenty of fanfics already

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The couple had a hard time maintaining their sigma relationship because of Othman’s refusal. Regardless of Othman’s shitty command, Zain got pregnant with a baby. So, the pregnant man purred into his husband’s body, smiling happily for a few minutes before he realised how stiff Djin was. He looked up at him as innocently as he could, “Are you okay, my hubby wubby?” He asked, his cat ears flattening back as his concern became obvious. Djin was more awkward around him and the smol bean didn’t like that at all.

So, Djin stood up first and Zain followed after. “Let’s break up, I don’t like you anymore!!” Djin told him and Zin stared in disbelief as if his world collapsed.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO B-B-B-B—B-BBUT T—T-TAPI KENAAPPA?????????????? ARENT WE MARRIYD IM CARRYING YOUR CHIILLLLLD AND AND AND OUR CHILDREN!!” Zain said, very sadly.

Djin rolled his eyes, “ok me no care” He said, very annoyed. “Sybau, ok?”

Zain was sobbing so hard. “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA B-B-B-BUT!!!!!!!!! IM PETITE I NEED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Ok not my problem???” Djin said, dragging the suitcase that came from nowhere.

From a distance, Rudy was breakdancing and Rizwan was eating popcorn. Rizwan stared at Rudy’s movements, concerned. “What the hell are you doing?” He questioned, but Rudy just continued it, breakdancing instead of walking to the door and exiting while Djin and Zain continued fighting. “Why am I born in this family?” Rizwan asked himself silently, shaking his head before he continued to munch on the popcorn.