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  1. 9

    No Place Like Home by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    12 Oct 2020

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    Jade's been living with Dave and Karkat for several years now, but she still feels like a 3rd wheel that neither of them want around. She's sick of being brushed aside and sick of living in a house that doesn't feel like a home, so she impulsively decides to move out. She only plans on staying with Rose and Kanaya for a few days, but for some reason, she starts to feel like she belongs at the Maryam-Lalonde household...

    (AKA, Epilogues Jade deserved way better than Dave and Karkat and I am here to give that to her!)

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  2. 14

    Of Out Hot Mom the Dave by for Aewin

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    12 Sep 2024

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    Porrim: I spo+ke with Ro+se. She to+ld me what MILF means.
    Dave: oh
    Dave: shit
    Dave: I mean what no don't let her fool you it has multiple meanings
    Porrim: It do+es no+t stand fo+r ‘man I lo+ve fruit' and yo+u kno+w it.

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    are you a boy or are you just your trauma? by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    24 Nov 2025

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    dave and karkat have a talk about gender

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  4. 6

    disaffected/eager to please by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    13 May 2026

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    your brother reminds you of your mother sometimes.

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  5. 2

    Lather and Rinse by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    12 Apr 2026

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    It's become their pale jam ritual: Rose and John drink in a bathtub together after a long day.

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  6. 4

    whatever. go my homestuck by

    Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)  

    23 Mar 2026

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    huntrix and the saja boys end up in sburb. that's it that's the fic

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    fear of the known by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    04 Jun 2021

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    dave strider, from first meeting john egbert to having his first kid with the love of his life, told through pesterlogs and dialoglogs in small snippets

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    its not my style to be strong (strong enough to want to fight) by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    15 Apr 2026

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    [Dave puts his sword away when he hears you enter, and wipes away the sweat running down his forehead. It’s pretty cold on the meteor, all things considered, and he’s still soaked. You think he’s pushing himself way too hard, but any time you voice your concerns, he shuts you down.]

    or; dave overworking himself training pre-meteor landing, and how karkat feels about it

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    fuck this town (and fuck my dirty hands) by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    04 May 2026

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    [All the threads of cancer you’d left in their universe that grew to their inability to win the game, and one seemed to be Dave getting fucked over in every imaginable way. An unintended side effect in the ultimate embodiment of every single thing wrong with you.]

    or; karkat is really really normal about creating the world that dave was abused in. and everything else he thinks hes responsible for

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  10. 13

    That Time I Got Reincarnated As My Husband's High School Bully by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    04 May 2026

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    Dave Strider (18, high schooler, stereotypical bully) wakes up one day with memories of being Dave Strider-Vantas (26, god, happily married to a man) and realizes the kid he bullies everyday is basically identical to his former husband.

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    the missing pages by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    16 Sep 2022

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    Snippets of Dave and Karkat's developing relationship during post-retcon Meteorstuck, each based off of a piece of canon dialogue. Illustrated and formatted similar to the comic for The Full Experience™.

    EDIT 05/16/2025: images now work again! thank you to everyone who let me know.

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    kankri vantas is a douche (but one helpful douche, sometimes) by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    24 Jan 2026

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    surprisingly to everyone, if he really wants it, he can give some good advice.

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  13. 12

    fuck marry kill by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    10 Mar 2026

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    ROXY: OH I KNOW I KNOW LETS PLAY FUCK MARRY KILL
    KARKAT: NO, NO I THINK THAT'S A REALLY, REALLY BAD IDEA, ROXY.
    ROXY: oh cmon karkles itll be fun
    TEREZI: Y34H K4RKL3S COM3 ON
    KARKAT: ...
     

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    if you think that you're strong enough (nice dream) by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    11 Apr 2026

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    [Why are you doing this? You don’t really get along with him, and it’s not like you really care if he’s hurt or something. Maybe it’s the wannabe-leader in you, having to make sure your “crew” is all okay.]

    or; the night karkat realized there was more to dave than being annoying as hell
    or or; obligatory davekat nightmare comfort fic

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    molotov by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    09 Oct 2025

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    TG: so whats the truth karkat
    TG: do you have plans
    TG: or should i be getting ready to entertain my fave acquaintance with benefits

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  16. 44

    Parental Bonding by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    11 Oct 2014

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    Rose, Dirk, Dave and Roxy take a moment to chat.
    As with most family reunions, the conversation would be horrifying if everyone wasn't so damn used to it.

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  17. 10

    up is the new down by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    07 Nov 2024

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    DIRK: You heard me.
    DIRK: Stop being a pussy.
    DIRK: Go get your stuff back.

    (or, after a traumatic breakup, karkat moves in with three dysfunctional humans.)

    (or, new troll.)

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  18. 56

    To Be Taken Care Of by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    06 Dec 2017

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    Five minutes is all Dave needs to ruin everybody's lives, apparently, especially his own. An accident in the labs begins the long and painful process of transforming into a troll, and though trolls may look remarkably similar to humans for creatures that evolved on different planets in different universes, they aren't the same at all. The transformation is debilitating, and he is forced to trust Karkat to take care of him and even keep him alive as his very insides shift within him.

    Rose, meanwhile, begins work on some sort of solution -- after all, Seer of Light may as well mean Knower of Knowledge, right? She should know this. But her experience with breaking the rules is of little help when there are none to begin with, and she can hardly play with fire when it's not herself at risk of burns but her newly-discovered brother.

    As time wears on with no solution, the meteor crew can't help but wonder: are they doomed? Or is there redemption for their timeline yet?

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    Meat Meet Muscle by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    27 Nov 2025

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    Meat!Dave and Meat!Karkat meet Candy!Karkat.

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  20. 4

    relatiion2hiip advvice by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    27 Jul 2025

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    CG: ... FINE, YOU GOT ME. BUT SERIOUSLY CAN'T YOU TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE.
    CA: youre kinda the expert on this matter
    CG: WHAT MATTER.
    CA: like
    CA: matters a the heart
    CG: OKAY, YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
    CA: your best friend wwith the red blue color degeneracy
    CG: WHAT, SOLLUX? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DATING.
     

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