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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Irratino was very good at compartmentalizing. He could tidy away anything he didn't like into a box and keep it from hurting him. But no one ever told him that compartmentalizing only works if you eventually unpack those boxes. And now? Now they're starting to open up on their own...

    AKA #SendIrratinoToTherapyIn2026

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    25 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Therapy isn't for everyone, but Paul needs to lead by example. It's the least he can do after accidentally acquiring two children. That kind of thing requires follow-through.

    Paul Matthews' journal entries from 2007 to 2017.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Max Jägerman never stops the bullet. (Or, at least, he doesn't catch it. Because, well, that's so boring, isn't it? What, he just catches it? Before anything fun and spectacularly bloody happens? No, no, no that won't do.)

    Stephanie Lauter just happens to be a piss poor shot. (There, that's better.)

     

    (Alternatively titled: What if Steph still shot Pete, but totally fucked it up)

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    03 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard.

    Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother.

    And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think?

    (Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

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    02 Jun 2026