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    Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?

    Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.

    +Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Statement from Boston Raiders General Manager Rick Doughty:

    We are aware of a video circulating online from earlier this summer of the locker room celebration proceeding Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final. This was a personal recording of an adrenaline-fueled moment inside our private facilities and was not intended to be seen by the public.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “I am not super gay,” Shane says for what has to be the fifteenth time tonight.

    “You are so super gay,” Ilya retorts.

    Barrett sighs. “For fuck’s sake,” he says. “This argument is getting real fucking stale. Just settle it once and for all. There's a strip club down the block."

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “Okay,” Ilya says, marching into the locker room and clapping his hands together. “Let’s get it out of the way. I am not father of Texan stripper baby, I did not fuck crazy Texan stripper, Shane is not breaking up with me, blah blah blah.”

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    you, plural.

    or: Svetlana has Ilya, and then she does not.

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    28 Jun 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 72

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    They have approximately fifteen minutes before people notice they’re gone. Shane has timed it. At parties when he or Ilya or both go missing, it takes Bood and Dykstra fifteen minutes to even think to organize a search party.

    “Quick, Ilya, it has to be quick.” They've been gone for five, finding their way into Troy’s unfinished basement to get away from the crowd when Shane realized he might be ovulating. “C’mon baby.”

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    26 Jun 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 24

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    The night Shane loses the cup in game seven, he goes to an omega pleasure house. There, he meets Ilya.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    ESPN@ESPN_updates: Hockey MVP Ilya Rozanov engaged to long-term partner. The three-time Stanley cup…read more

    u/pookiebear replying u/ollypoppy: I’m not even surprised. Rozy has homewrecker energy 🤭

    In light of an announcement from their favorite hockey player, fans do a deep dive and find that Shane and Ilya have an interesting history.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Troy decided to be brave. Really brave.

    “About that.” Troy said, “Do you…would you mind…giving me Shane’s phone number?” Troy ran his hand through his hair. Ilya was packing the last item from his locker into his bag when he froze as Troy finished that question.

    “For what reason?” Ilya asked, as he pretended to fidget with the last item in the bag.

    ~

    Troy just joined the Centaurs. He's not doing well mentally, but a friendship with Ilya Rozanov improves his self-worth slightly. He musters the courage to ask Ilya something....for Shane's phone number.

    or... Watch Ilya Rozanov lose his mind over the idea that Troy Barrett wants to date his boyfriend.

    EDIT: I've added the drink date! Chapter 2.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “It’s not that there’s anything wrong with you, Shane,” Rose hurried to say, jumping in to save the situation.

    “It’s just that you’re pretty introverted and you avoid social situations like the plague. Other than playing hockey, you mostly sit at home reading or watching hockey. The only people you ever see are me and Hayden — I’m honestly surprised Troy came along today — because we’re basically the only friends you have.”

    “Wow,” Shane said flatly. “Thanks. That feels less like a discussion about my imaginary boyfriend and more like an attack on my personality, but sure. Go on.”

    or: Shane's friends don't believe that slightly socially awkward, normal-guy Shane is dating the famous, flirty hockey player star Ilya Rozanov

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    25 Jun 2026

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    "Ilya knows, logistically, that fucking his roomate is a terrible idea. Right up there with poking a bear, or calling his brother just to say hello, or sticking a fork in an electrical socket.

    The first time was an accident.

    The second and third (and fourth) times were all, also, most definitely accidents."

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “I don’t know Hayd, he’s been really nice to me,” he shrugs, “We have stuff in common, it’s always fun to hang with him, and he even does my econ assignments without me asking, which I still think is over the top but–”

    “Ilya Rozanov does your what?”

    or: Shane sucks at Economics, and Economics major Ilya goes out of his way to help.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Shane keeps getting random packages sent to his door for an Ilya Rozanov. Problem is - he has no idea who that is.

    It's really frustrating. Lucky for him when they do meet, Ilya Rozanov is a tall, blonde, gorgeous model.

    Hm. Less frustrating.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Sure, Shane could be a bit neurotic at times, maybe a little socially awkward, but he was Shane goddamn Hollander, and Rozanov should’ve been grateful for even just the opportunity to get to know him. Be with him. Yet there that bastard was, squandering his chance away.

    There was no fucking way JJ was going to allow that.

    He didn’t care how much of a womaniser that dude was. However straight he seemed to the rest of the world. If there was even a chance it could work out between them JJ was going to make. It. Happen.

    And also, hopefully get Shane laid in the process. God knows he could use it.

    ...

    aka JJ still figures out Shane has a crush on Ilya, but this time instead of trying to set Shane up with other guys, he tries to wingman Shane to Ilya..?

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    24 Jun 2026

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    It had been a very weird day, but Shane wasn’t going to jerk off about it a second time.

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    23 Jun 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 34

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    Shane is stuck in a time loop. Ilya believes him.


    “I fix things,” Ilya promises. Hollander’s eyes flit to his lips, and Ilya understands it. Gets where his ugly had come in, gets how he has hurt Hollander. Cannot let it happen again. It is okay that it will hurt. It will only hurt for the hours until this Ilya is gone.

    Ilya tugs again on his jeans until Hollander is close to kiss, and then he forgets the jeans so that he can hold Hollander as he kisses him. He wipes away those messy tears and kisses him and kisses him and kisses him until Hollander’s phone alarm goes off again.

    Hollander fumbles his phone out of his pocket.

    “You make backup alarm for witch,” Ilya bemoans, “but are late for me.”

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    23 Jun 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 77

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    “I know it’s better when we both know I have a clear head. I’m just…really stressed, it’s been a long week, and you always know how to make me feel better. Sometimes, I just want—“

    She was getting into dangerous territory. The alcohol was fucking with her control. Things that she kept hidden locked away in a dark box wanted to come out, and the damn tequila was prying it open.

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    22 Jun 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 49

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    There is a woman sprawled across Rozanova’s bed. Between her thighs, Shane can see Lilya’s head bobbing. The woman has her fingers in Rozanova’s curls, pulling—

    Shane finds out that Lilya’s pre-game ritual is eating pussy.

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    22 Jun 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 12

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    Shane and Ilya are casual and most definitely "don't" have feelings for each other, so they should both be totally fine and normal when finding out about each other's past relationships...

    (spoiler alert, they are two jealous freaks)

    Shane is transmasc butch (he/him) and Ilya is transfemme (she/her)

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    22 Jun 2026

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