CaffieneKitty

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Fandoms

  1. Supernatural (TV 2005) (152)
  2. Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (149)
  3. Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms (20)
  4. Cabin Pressure (12)
  5. Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (8)

Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    When Sherlock sends John to investigate an abandoned criminal operation, he finds it not so abandoned after all. Things get worse from there.

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  2. Summary

    An alternate universe where the world of Sherlock is a role-playing game run by North American co-Gamemasters Steve and Mark; their friends Marty, Ben and Rupert are the players.

    In other words, RPG-themed crack.

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  3. Summary

    LJ User Teithiwr picked 6 of my icons for me to write short fic or drabbles about. These are the resulting stories. All are separate and self-contained and can be read in any order, I'm just calling it a series to keep this sub-group organized.

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  4. Summary

    Two related crack crossovers wherein Merry and Pippin (LOTR) exchange places with Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (Hamlet and related works), and vice versa.

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  5. Summary

    After working so hard to be allowed into the Evil League of Evil, Billy finds that going evil and joining the League has become solely a means to an end.

    That end? Going back in time and saving Penny.

     

    NOTE: This series is a STALLED WIP. The individual entries are complete in themselves can be read separately, the overall plot arc won't be complete until the series is finished, and that will be a very long time coming.

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Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec 22

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    Yes, nitroglycerin for sweat is fucking cool. Yes, blowing things up is way better than Deku's stupid punches or Candy Cane's cliché fire and ice thing. But it also—it also comes with downsides that Katsuki is going to take to his fucking grave, and they're currently being really, really fucking annoying.

    Because when you mix glycerol, nitric, and sulfuric acid, you make something really, really cool, but you also make something really, really hot.

    When Bakugou gets hit by Trigger during their work-study with Endeavor, everyone thinks he's going to destroy half the city. Shouto is the only one that knows that what's about to happen isn't nearly as bad for everyone else, but that it’s going to be much worse for Bakugou.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Bakugo’s quirk plus Trigger equals PROBLEMS. Lots of nice crunchy science stuff, whump, and some delightful TodoFam moments.

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    It starts when Izuku is young and impressionable and left witnessing the carnage of the world around him. He spent so much of his childhood being told he is useless, a waste of space for not having a quirk, yet here in this mess of a world he finds he can make a difference. It doesn’t start out large or fancy.  A boy handing out band aids and water, simple things but important things nonetheless. Someone seeing the pain of the world and wanting to make it better. 

    He doesn’t set out for it to mean anything, or for it to be his life’s path; yet that is the end result anyways. Actions have meaning, and these ones mean everything to those he helps. 

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    26 Jun 2026

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    First Aid Kid Midoriya. 😊

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Izuku has always loved the beach. Which is why when he’d stumbled upon the absolute wreck of a beach that was Dagobah it was a sight he simply couldn’t ignore.

    The trash heaped everywhere, slowly eroding away into the ocean. There isn’t anything for a beachgoer to enjoy, and the trash has to be damaging the local fish population.

    It is likely why the local mermaid population has been so nonexistent as well, the pollution has to seem obscene to them.

    Izuku will change that. Even if it is only him, and it takes half his life or more, he will make it better for everyone.

    It is what heroes do after all.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    AceAro Midoriya is immune to Siren!Hitoshi’s beguilement but enjoys the singing anyway, much to Hitoshi’s disgruntlement. Lovely. 😊

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Quite frankly it takes Hitoshi a while to notice that something seems to be really really wrong with Monoma. 

    Looking back though, the clues had been there all along, blinking neon signs that Hitoshi’s sleep deprived brain had simply waved off as coincidence.

    Or: Monoma's been having nightmares. Shinsou does his best.

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    18 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    “Nei-Nei okay?” his baby sister asked him, toddling up to him with childlike concern.

    “Y-Yes,” Neito croaked, clearing his throat hard before trying again.

    “I’m okay.”

     

    It was the last lie he told for a very long time.

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    08 Jun 2026