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This was (not) worth minimum wage. by Castorbean
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Real Person Fiction, Kwite (Video Blogging RPF)
24 Jan 2023
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Kwite picks up a job to work as a night guard without reading the disclaimers (like a dumbass).
This might somehow end up being one of the best things to ever happen to him, but it was absolutely not worth minimum wage.
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"Fuwa, did you just type what I think you did in the class chat?
"What, that Korosensei has a crush? If so, yeah, I totally did."
"Why, just why would you type such a thing?"
"Oh come on, I know how much you love gossip. Don't you want to find out?"
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"Who?"
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tldr: harry lets his intrusive thoughts get to him
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Main fic - And Suns are Mortal, Sure.
Everything else is set in the same world: cut scenes, alternate scenes, prequel extras. Canon until after Wano so spoilers for everything up until that point throughout.
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27 Jun 2026
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Because the only thing better than one terrible teacher is two! No one thought Severus Snape and Gilderoy Lockhart could get along as well as they did, but like recognizes like. A true Slytherin knows how to hide, how to cheat, and how to go after what (who) they want regardless of the obstacles in their path.
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28 Apr 2026
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Spirit of Change by the-night-gods-moon (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Sep 2023
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Qian Yuan had been born from a moment of good luck, been hidden and nursed for years with covetous hope, been carried through hell - and then at the end of it, been traded for a better future. He had met tailors, fishermen, and bakers. He had visited the halls of nobles and warlords. He had even been rescued from the caves of a Long-Haired Howling Night Stalker. He could smell corruption from three li upwind and tell a scoundrel from an honest man by the lines on their palm.
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25 Apr 2026
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Re-Creation of Azoth by Bowandtie for honeybee
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jan 2020
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(Azoth: The Azoth is believed to be the mysterious evolutionary force responsible for the drive towards physical and spiritual perfection.)
Shen Qingqiu had died.
As unsightly as he was, he’s still Luo Binghe’s master, is he not? If fate gave him a defective shizun, it should be Luo Binghe’s duty to fix him.
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24 Apr 2026
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Two for the price of one by Empressed
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Mar 2024
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There are two wolves inside Shen Qingqiu. One is Shen Yuan, who died and transmigrated into Shen Qingqiu. One is Shen Jiu, who never vacated the premises. They’re both freaking out.
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24 Apr 2026