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Food For the Soul by BuddieofHollanov
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Apr 2026
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“The burger,” Shane clarifies, pointing to Ilya’s empty plate from where he’s sitting. “It’s plant-based. Like uhm.. vegetarian. No meat. It’s made from black beans, oats, and uhm.. Mushrooms” Shane doesn’t look at Ilya. He doesn’t even want to see the look on his face.
Ilya looks down at his empty plate. Then at the kitchen. Then back at Shane.
“You are telling me,” he starts slowly, voice deepening, “I just ate two not-meat burgers.”
“Ilya–”
“With Mushrooms? You said?” Ilya is nodding slowly as if it all is clicking into place.
“Yea” Shane lets out a small laugh.
“Is this because you think I am fat?”Bookmarked by Ficarchaeologist21
16 Jun 2026
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“Ilya, this is an ad for fitness equipment.”
“No, this is ad for Shane Hollander. There just happens to be a treadmill in background.”
“Ilya…”
“What? It is true. I think maybe even treadmill is taking up too much space in video.”
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OR: Ilya watches his husband in a Peloton ad. It goes as unhinged as expected.Series
- Part 2 of Hollanov Reacts
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15 Jun 2026
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“SHANE YOU ARE WEARING SHORTS.”
“Yes?”
“Shane. You are wearing shorts.”
“Ilya, you’re repeating the same sentence. They’re just some shorts.”
“No, this is not just shorts. They knew exactly what they were doing putting you in these.”
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OR: Ilya watches his husband in Laufey’s “Madwoman” music video. It goes about as chaotic as expected.
Chapter 2: Ilya Rozanov vs stan twitter
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- Part 1 of Hollanov Reacts
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15 Jun 2026
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It has black eyes.
It has beady, black, terrifying eyes and it’s staring at Sonny like it wants to eat his soul for breakfast.
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06 Jun 2026
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The Unexpected Boons of Impromptu Dog-sitting by unlikelychild
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jun 2026
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Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter
Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
Unknown number: no
Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
Shane: I have your dog.
Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
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03 Jun 2026