FreedomAndDisorder (FreedomandDisorder)



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    Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    A retelling of The Hobbit in which Bilbo is Bella and she can grow a beard when even male hobbits can't.

    A tale of growth, love and self acceptance.

    Based on this prompt.

    (New summary as of 08/12)

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    25 Jun 2026

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    "An adventure?" Billa Baggins, a respectable genteel hobbit of the Shire, shivered and tried to convince herself it was a shudder.

    In which a perfectly proper not-so-young lady whistles her reputation down the wind and finds she really is her mother's daughter.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Thorin does not like the idea of taking a gentle soul from the gentle hills that spawned him only to face certain death. He has too much weighing on him already and his people at least are of hardy Dwarfish stock.

    All Dwarves are born to be craftsmen and warriors, to wield both hammer and axe in service of their homes. They may be tinkers, toy makers, and untested youths now but that will change. The seeds of something greater lurks in each of them and is only waiting for the right chance to grow.

    It doesn’t occur to him until many months and miles will have gone by that the same could be said of their Halfling.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Or, the one where Belladonna Baggins is sent back in time, if maybe a little too early?

    Bella Baggins, young once more, decides to give the Quest for Erebor another shot. Only this time, she intends to get a headstart.
    After waking up in Bag End, Bella conjures a plan to help Dwarf and Hobbit alike and if it means she gets to see her old friends a little earlier than last time, well, where's the harm?

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    16 Jun 2026

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