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Dylan wakes up, and is finally reunited with Ryan.
(Almost.)
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Of course he is. Of course Nick Furcillo, of all of the boys at Hackett’s Quarry, would be sitting on some creaky steps and listening to a group of depressed English men writing some of the saddest pop songs she can feasibly imagine.
(In which the reader has bad taste, Nick wears varsity jackets, and a summer of mutually terrible flirting abruptly stops via werewolf attack.)
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A Matter Of Public Record by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2024
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Sebastian Sallow would like it known - as a matter of public record - that he is not in love.
To prove it and get rid of these bizarre rumours, he'll duel the supposed object of his affection in Crossed Wands, while definitely-absolutely-completely-and-obviously not wanting to kiss her.
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A Recounting Of Moments by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 May 2023
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I just wanted to write some Ominis oneshot. If you like it: I might write more!
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Never Say Die by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
14 Nov 2021
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The most embarrassing whimper cuts his throat: low and dark and desperately anxious. The plasticky smell almost seems eclipsed by a whole new curl of fragrances; too fast for you to comprehend. Spicy, delicious, intolerably strange. Synthetic and not. Laced with so many drugs that confusion rattles your gut.
"Alpha" he groans, squeezing his eyes shut as his breathing comes in thick and fast "please".
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The newest attraction at the local circus is anything but an ordinary wolf. Clapped in chains and kept in a cage; he’s slowly given up all hope of rescue. But kindness can be found in unlikely places: and Clyde is slowly learning to trust that you might be the one to give him his freedom - and with it, his humanity.
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Seize The Night by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
06 Jan 2021
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Being stuck in quarantine with your housemate isn't all that bad.
And the way he sneaks glances at you?
Well: that's even better.(A self-indulgent quarantine AU for you all that leaves Kylo more than a little flustered at being alone with you.)
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Paterson's new passenger becomes something of a dangerous infatuation.
There are cracks in every soul.
That's how the dark gets in.(A Paterson darkfic in which a seemingly sweet bus driver has no gripes with brutally murdering any obstacles between him and a woman who hardly knows he exists)
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Split Off And Sunder by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Sep 2020
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Kylo Ren drugs the object of his attention to induce lactation - and likes the results.
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Four Things by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
25 Aug 2020
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So yes, Kylo Ren hates you. Kylo Ren looks at you as though he might just sear you through his mask. Kylo Ren speaks to you as though you are being prepared for an immediate spacing. Kylo Ren avoids you, Kylo Ren sidesteps you. He dismisses you. Tries to have you transferred out. Tries to order you away.
You can imagine, then, how shocked you are; that one night that you find him. Naked and trembling and pasted in sweat: heart hammering as he thrusts his cock desperately into his palm. The slick sound of it, of your Commander flushed with red, hair splayed against your pillow. Eyes squeezed shut as he lets out the filthiest moan, and oh--your name. Tumbling forward like a reverent prayer that he holds close in the cold dark.
(An a/b/o fic in which Kylo Ren is an arrogant Alpha and you've had enough of his garbage)
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All The Devils Are Here by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Aug 2020
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1889 dawns, and at the turn of the decade, scandal erupts. Your fiance, Poe Dameron, disappears with no mention of his destination. The London rumours spill forward: he is dead, and you are suspect.
Three months later, you seek out information from the one man with motivation to see him dead: a Sir Kylo Ren. A brooding bachelor with no discernible alibis; Kylo is as unhelpful as he is unwilling.
But things unravel fast, here in London. The streets are filled with paranoia, desperation, and macabre arts. In order to find your missing love, you must delve into the strange world below the beating heart of the city, into the underbelly of occult and a dark history.
For Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.
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It starts as a promise.
Starts as a belief that two lost souls might not have to weather it all alone. Starts as a way of staving off lonely nights on the sofa by having a friend there to keep them both moving forward.
But life is never so simple.
And love?
Well: Charlie Barber knows that’s the most complex thing in the whole damned world.
(A post Marriage Story fic in which Charlie Barber, divorced disaster and decorated director, ends up slowly and catastrophically falling in love with his next door neighbour - an exhausted college student just trying to get by.)
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Differentiate by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
16 May 2020
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Kylo Ren is an AI, programmed by Snoke to find and apprehend Luke Skywalker - fugitive and business rival. He feels no pain; no love or need or fear.
Until he does.
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Processed by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
05 Apr 2020
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You've heard about the Slavers. The stories of the missing girls, gone in the dead of night; returning changed and desperate. You've defied their flag all your life - until you stand face-to-face with the Supreme Leader Snoke himself.
You are to be a gift to a man from your past; Kylo Ren. He's powerful, respected: but just as clasped in chains as you are.
You won't give in, no matter how much this new heat in your veins burns.
...Right?
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Flightless by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
30 Mar 2020
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His body always knows. Always feels the course of change, even when he's not set foot on his homeworld for over a decade. He feels it as a tingle; even now, even under all of this...defeat. Exhaustion. Pain from his body being sliced clean open, shot into pieces.
Where his fingertips trace patterns into the glass, thick feathers interrupt his wandering.
(In which everyone has pretty angel wings, Kylo is a sad angsty boy, and the reader is a sucker for lonely Commanders who just want someone to preen with)
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Tear It Down by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
18 Mar 2020
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The only good thing about being locked out?
The two hot twin brothers who live next door letting you cosy up at their place.They're not interested in sharing you. But sometimes? Well, sometimes compromises happen.
Consequences be damned.(A smutty oneshot sent in my my gorgeous Tumblr followers about you having your way with both the Solo boys...at once.)
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Where Cursed Men Lay by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types
23 Feb 2020
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Cursed to slowly grow more monstrous as punishment for his arrogance: Ben Solo lives an isolated life in his mansion, deep in the forest.
The key to unlocking this curse? To find love, and be loved in return.
But time is running out. Ben feels himself slipping away.
Soon, only the beast will remain.
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Pretty Little Thing by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
25 Aug 2019
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Kylo would rather humans left him be. But when a shipwreck forces him to save the life of a drowning girl, he knows nothing will be the same.
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Entropy 385 by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
18 Feb 2019
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There are three rules every mage should live by:
1. Never let demons through the doorways to this world.
2. Always disclose illegal magic use to the Magisterium.
3. Never, ever seek out Entropy.If you're going to protect Ben Solo: you might just have to do all three.
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The Devil In The Doorway by CallMeHopeless (IAmNotBread)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
05 Feb 2019
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Ben's being weird; but then, when isn't he? He's just like that. He doesn't mean anything by it - he's got a good heart.
Everyone says so.
(In which Rey's Alpha flatmate Ben Solo turns out to be everything she fears)