I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
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bitter melodies turning your orbit around by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
21 Jun 2025
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María finds a girl in the Texas desert. The rest, as they say, is history.
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as the ring on my cold finger by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
02 Jun 2025
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"Bells?" Charlie whispers. "Dad," she whispers back, and clings to his arm so tight he must be able to feel her shaking. "Dad, I think I changed my mind."
(Halfway down the aisle at her wedding, Bella Swan stops. She thinks. And then she runs.) -
cold and tired years by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
29 May 2025
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Padme Amidala dies. And then she wakes up. [A time travel fix-it AU; ROTS Padme is sent back to AOTC.]
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a hero, understand? a hero by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
16 May 2025
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Piper McLean is given a choice: betray your friends (the gods) (the world) and save your father, or let him die. In one story, she tells them the truth, and they help her save him. In this one...well. He's her father. What else is she supposed to do?
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kind enough to be cruel about it by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
10 May 2025
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“Will, please,” Nico said for what felt like the hundredth time. “You don’t know Percy like I do. If he thinks we’re going to Tartarus…well, he just can’t know." [A rewrite of the pre-Tartarus conversation with Percy and Annabeth from TSATS.]
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- Part 1 of we are not unspectacular things
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we are not unspectacular things by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
10 May 2025
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A collection of rewritten scenes from The Sun and The Star, for moments where characterization, themes, or plots just didn't quite hit to my personal taste. In progress, because this book still has its hooks in me.
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i will never find home on the mountain by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandom A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
22 Apr 2025
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A three-part reflection on recovery, agency, and most of all, making the choice to live your own life. Nesta Archeron walks down ten thousand steps, and then keeps walking.
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temple thou hast none by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
19 Oct 2022
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A collection of my Nico di Angelo fics; loosely centered on House of Hades, and processing his experiences there. Canon...adjacent?
Title from John Keats' "Ode to Psyche"- Words:
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Jason wasn't expecting the phone call. Well, he didn't expect phone calls in general, since his friends amounted to two guys who sat with him at lunch and talked to each other. He had forgotten one of their names, and at this point it was really, really too late to ask. It was either Michael or Mitchell.
Probably.
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Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
24 Jun 2026
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“Don’t move,” is what Roy says first, crossing his t with a smirk. “Be a shame to lose those curls.”
Richard Grayson looks at Roy with eyes made of churning waters, and it looks nothing like the tabloids.
(a.k.a. Roy Harper kidnaps Dick Grayson for a mission. Said mission goes slowly, but surely, off the rails.)
Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
23 Jun 2026
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...and a partridge in a pear tree by strangehunger
Fandoms: Gideon the Ninth - Tamsyn Muir
04 Feb 2020
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“Gideon,” said Palamedes with the patience of a saint, “the rules are the rules. It wouldn’t be fair if I changed them just for you. In a well ordered society—
“It’s not a well ordered society.” Gideon knew where that was going, and she certainly didn’t have the time. She slapped a slip of paper onto the counter and said, “It’s secret santa.”
And there lay the source of all of her problems: handwritten in a script so neat and precise it could have been printed, Harrowhark Nonagesimus. And everyone knew that Gideon and Harrow hated each other.
So what if they had started taking smoke breaks together? So what if Harrow had helped her fold shirts just last week, in a store she didn’t even work in? So what if Harrow had laughed as the two of them did Jagerbombs at Palamedes’ Halloween party, the glint of her fake fangs flashing invitingly in the orange party lights? They hated each other. The two of them would both work in the mall until one of them inevitably strangled the other with her bare hands, and Gideon wouldn’t have it any other way.
Except that lately, Gideon had started to like Harrow.
Which made that slip of paper a fucking problem.
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Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
16 Jun 2026
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16 Jun 2026
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tell yourself it's never gonna happen again by Biromantic_Nerd
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
22 Oct 2024
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Somewhere in the back of his mind is an echo that repeats, "He will always be the man who hurt you."
(Bad Things Happen Bingo prompt 13: "Trust Issues" + Dick Grayson)
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- Part 13 of Biro's Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
15 Jun 2026