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After Tom takes Greg out to teach him how to be rich, Greg decides to return the favor and give Tom a tour of how to be poor in the city via St. Mark's. A series of mishaps, of course, inevitably occur.
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Tom scoffed, “I’m not fucking crawling on the dirty subway floor. First of all, the suit is dry-clean only. Second of all, I’m not a goddamn dog or toddler. I’m a grown, successful man. And I’m going to hop the turnstile like a man would.”
Gripping the sides of the turnstile with unsure hands, he began to hoist himself over. For a few seconds, he really felt like one of those cool NYU artsy kids he had always secretly been jealous of. That was, of course, before his foot got stuck on the last bar, and he face planted onto the subway floor (more commonly known as a pile of germs, chewed gum, and every single person in the city’s dirty footprints since probably the 19-fucking-40s).
The MTA employee just shook his head with a disappointed look from his box, and a girl leaning on the tiled walls side-eyed them and loudly popped her gum.
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You (Just Like Heaven) by Insert_Mild_Screeching
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
07 Dec 2024
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In which Richie and Eddie debate totally, definitely, entirely maturely whether or not Eddie actually knows CPR based on his training and certification. Challenges are made, bets are raised, and ulterior motives are involved.
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“Excuse you!” Richie gasped in mock outrage,“ I know CPR, I give it to your mom all the time!”
“Richie what does that even mean,” Eddie scoffed, “that makes absolutely no sense!”
“Hey,” Richie started, somberly and softly placing his hand on Eddie’s. He paused before his serious face began twisting into his telltale smirk, “it's okay to admit that you're such a virgin you can’t even imagine what I get up to.”
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other anthems for doomed youth by reedroad
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
08 Mar 2025
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In 1973, Louis takes up Daniel's offer to become his new Claudia and new Lestat. They discover it is not any better.
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26 Jun 2026
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In the face of his imminent probable death at the hands of a jilted vampire, Daniel makes himself an omelet.
He expects Armand to wander into the kitchen at some point like an affronted cat and give Daniel one of those politely murderous looks of his, but he doesn’t. The house is deathly quiet. The staff have all long gone. Louis called this his coffin once—it feels like that now.
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20 Jun 2026
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if you don't hate me (then reanimate me) by Peterquilltingcircle
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
21 Feb 2026
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It's all so cliche: Boy meets vampire, vampire stalks boy, boy falls in love with vampire, vampire engages in torrid love affair with boy, boy asks to become vampire, vampire performs a lobotomy on boy, boy comes back fifty years later to ruin vampire's life, vampire turns boy into an undead creature of the night and fucks off into the ether.
Okay, maybe it's not cliche, but Daniel does feel like he's living in a bizarro-world rom-com.
Maybe it's not cliche, but Armand knew the second he lied to Louis, the second he erased Daniel's memories, that the bill would come due eventually.
Edit 2026: Minor revisions, spelling and grammar adjustments.
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19 Jun 2026
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agnes by jabedalien
Fandoms: Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice, Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
03 Dec 2024
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Daniel's getting older, but not any better at coping. Armand hasn't gotten any older in centuries. For nearly a decade now, Daniel's been able to exist mostly detached from mortal life. That isn't true anymore.
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16 Jun 2026
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now that i have you (i know what fear is) by PatronSaintOfPosmodernity
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
02 Feb 2025
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Daniel is dying, and Armand can’t save him any more than he can save himself. He will not turn Daniel into the monster he is, he will not put an end to his misery by killing him gently, he will not sit beside him to watch him die. Armand is, at heart, a selfish creature.
Perhaps it’s that selfishness what makes him fall to his kneel before Louis, his companion, his victim, and beg him to turn the boy.
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