MermaidMayonnaise
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- Part 9 of Homestuck Art
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Dave undergoes a growth spurt on the meteor.
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- Part 8 of Homestuck Art
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Dancing with you takes me to another time and place.
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- Part 7 of Homestuck Art
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the only magic I identify is that of the melanin by Art Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise)
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Feb 2026
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- Part 6 of Homestuck Art
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Tin Anniversary by EphemeralSonder (MermaidMayonnaise)
Fandoms: Original Work, Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out - Richard Siken
18 Nov 2025
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You survive this and in some terrible way, which I suppose no one can ever describe, you are compelled, you are corralled, you are bullwhipped into dealing with whatever it is that hurt you. And what is crucial here is that if it hurt you, that is not what’s important. Everybody’s hurt. What is important, what corrals you, what bullwhips you, what drives you, torments you, is that you must find some way of using this to connect you with everyone else alive. This is all you have to do it with. You must understand that your pain is trivial except insofar as you can use it to connect with other people’s pain; and insofar as you can do that with your pain, you can be released from it, and then hopefully it works the other way around too; insofar as I can tell you what it is to suffer, perhaps I can help you to suffer less.
—James Baldwin, The Artist's Struggle for Integrity
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- Part 16 of Poetry
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Poetry by EphemeralSonder (MermaidMayonnaise), MermaidMayonnaise
Fandom Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out - Richard Siken, Original Work
18 Nov 2025
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Blushing Misfits by MermaidMayonnaise
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Jan 2021
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Two completely unrelated oneshots, put in the same series because--and I didn't realize this until Blush was halfway written--Bakugou has either a praise or degradation kink, and Deku accidentally sexes him up with the other.
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Stargate Atlantis Art by Art Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise), MermaidMayonnaise
Fandom Stargate Atlantis
25 Mar 2020
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Catfished by Shane Hollander!? by MadeofMud
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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“Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.
“Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”
“What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.
“This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”
Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.
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Bookmarked by Bookmark Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise)
26 Jun 2026
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What me and Wayne have is not true crime, it is a great romance
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Dave is a bored, horny teenage boy stuck on a meteor hurtling through space. Naturally, he asks if Karkat wants to try sleeping together. He gets more than he expected, but enjoys all of what he gets.
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Bookmarked by Bookmark Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise)
19 Jun 2026
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Karkat gets Dave a prostate massager, and keeps the controller for himself.
Bookmarked by Bookmark Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise)
05 Jun 2026
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A little bit of public indecency at Denny's - as a treat! by zuipperpipss
Fandoms: Homestuck
24 May 2026
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Jake wants to go out. Dirk wants to go home and fuck. Compromise?
Bookmarked by Bookmark Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise)
05 Jun 2026
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When Dirk's away, Dave starts streaming.
An incest fic where the kink is actual incest.
Bookmarked by Bookmark Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise)
28 May 2026