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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    Aemond Targaryen, inexplicably anointed the favourite Kepus of Jaehaera, Jaehaerys, Maelor, Aegon the Younger, Joffrey, Viserys, and Visenya, survives each day like a man wading through a pit of vipers in clown shoes. For reasons no one—not even the maesters, the gods, or the dragons—can fathom, he alone is hunted, pestered, and mildly singed while the others stroll free, untouched by chaos. There is no Dance of Dragons here, only Aemond, flailing valiantly through royal nonsense, enduring tantrums, accidental scorchings, and the relentless adoration of children who refuse to notice anyone else. Somehow, against all reason, he remains everyone’s favourite, and the realm whispers, laughs, and occasionally wonders if the boy—or the dragons—might be cursed.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Lucilla is a maid at Ashford who would describe herself as nothing more than useful. She is practical, widowed, and the mother of three. When Prince Maekar Targaryen arrives for the tournament with his sons, she volunteered to look after their household for the extra wages. It is not a complicated decision. What follows is.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that a Targaryen prince in possession of a large ego must be in want of:

    ✔ A strong grasp of history and philosophy
    ✔ Mastery of the blade
    ✔ The largest dragon in the world
    ✘ Some goddamn respect from his family
    ✘ A Velaryon bride who happens to be the heir to Driftmark (optional, but not really).

    Or: Lucera is a second daughter who is never good enough, and Aemond is a second son who is never satisfied. It takes a lost eye, at least one failed marriage proposal, and years of heartache before they both finally learn to compromise.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    King Aerys’ reign starts terribly - he is forced to claim the Iron Throne after the Great Spring Sickness takes the lives of his father and nephews. He is neither a warrior nor a politician, and so he has little interest in ruling over the Seven Kingdoms. He spends his days poring over heavy tomes filled with records of the olden days, of dragons and visions of ruin.

    When he hears about a powerful seer dwelling in Oldtown, he summons her to court.

    (In which a modern character tries to survive in Westeros and her knowledge of the books causes some trouble comes in handy.)

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Rinko tries to smile reassuringly at the giant man, as much as she is able to with only her eyes showing. Of all the people in this sordid situation, Rinko has the least likely chance of getting hurt. Even if an offended dragon prince were to turn his ire, or his men, upon her.

    She tugs down her cowl, baring the Snake Eyes on her cheeks then the Fangs on her tongue, and speaks: "Shit yourself."

    Inumaki Rinko, cast far from her own world of sorcery and curses, must find her footing in this strange, new, vaguely medieval-Europe land of Westeros.

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    19 Jun 2026