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Nightingale’s Snare by Neocolai for selfdestructinganimal
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
07 Apr 2025
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“You think that Sauron would reveal himself for Lúthien’s child.” The derision in Adar’s voice bordered on intrigue.
“You think he would not,” Elrond countered.
— Elrond offers himself as a hostage in Galadriel’s stead. All seems lost, yet it is the hottest crucible which separates the impurities of a broken line, and Lúthien’s song will rattle Sauron’s aspirations once more.
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- Part 12 of Elrond Can’t Catch a Break
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05 Jun 2026
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For My Folly by Neocolai
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
24 Mar 2025
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Galadriel witnesses the consequences of her haste as Adar singles out the commander who carries her ring.
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- Part 11 of Elrond Can’t Catch a Break
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05 Jun 2026
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A star, shining like the sun by reincarnation_fan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Nov 2024
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Dying and coming back to life for a second time should have been more surprising. Harry Potter merely sighed in exasperation and moved on.
Death at thirty was not something he was entirely happy with, but he had lived a lot longer than he could have hoped for at fifteen years old. Waking up after was annoying, but in such a chaotic situation he could only roll with it.
Having a wizard with a whisper of Destiny about him wondering about Harry's existence in this wild new world was bad enough, but to these people he was considered a child. Nope, he was not going to be staying with them.
Harry Potter had not been a child in a very long time; he would not start acting like one now.
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Harry Potter crashes into the Company of Thorin Oakenshield in Goblin Town, finds out he’s now an elf-child, coming back to life after death is a fact of elf-life, Music equals Magic, and dark lords are a universal constant whenever and wherever magic is involved.
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- English
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- 156,496
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- 26/?
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- 48
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02 Jun 2026
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Летом перед пятым курсом Гарри находит комнату на одном из верхних этажей дома на площади Гриммо. Она полна различных книг, и Поттеру уже не терпится приступить к учебе.
Но тут он узнает, что был случайно исключен из Хогвартса, из-за чего ему придется пройти Церемонию Распределения заново. На какой факультет попадет Поттер на этот раз?
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01 Jun 2026
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Conversations with a Cryptid by AMournfulHowlInTheNight
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Dec 2017
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The man was over a century old. There had to be more to it. In hindsight, it hadn’t been one of Izuku’s better ideas.
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- Part 1 of Conversations with a Cryptid
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- English
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- 67,379
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 94
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- 2,652
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23 Nov 2025
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Kidnapping of a Cryptid by AMournfulHowlInTheNight
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Jul 2018
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The conversations hadn't quite gone as planned, but that didn't mean that Izuku was going to make it easy for him.
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- Part 2 of Conversations with a Cryptid
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- English
- Words:
- 83,009
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 29
- Comments:
- 2,740
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23 Nov 2025
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A Shot in the Dark by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Jan 2023
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When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
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- Part 1 of Take a Shot
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- English
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- 213,631
- Chapters:
- 51/51
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- 83
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- 6,671
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23 Nov 2025
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Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).
Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.
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- 85,323
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- 12/12
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- 36
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23 Nov 2025
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The Hidden Leaf Village in Naruto's time seems to have forgotten just why the village was founded and have lost their way. Through a mishap with a hiraishin seal, Tobirama finds himself during Naruto's time and he is having none of this nonsense. His brother may be gone, but he won't stand to have Hashirama's dream trampled so.
And if he has to cause a civil war or burn the village down to the ground? Well that depends on how much resistance he meets.
All Tobirama does know for certain is that no child will suffer underneath the protection of Konoha and if he has to take them in and care for them himself, then he will.
**here's to hoping updating existing chapters doesn't send out update alerts/emails. I'm doing some sporadic editing of this fic. Just some grammar, punctuation, and small facts. Sorry if I confuse anyone.**
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- English
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- 112,370
- Chapters:
- 27/27
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- 87
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- 4,707
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23 Nov 2025
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Homemade First-Aid by JLMonroe1234
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Video Games 2018-2020), Spider-Man- PlayStation 4
07 Sep 2021
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“Jesus. Did you get impaled?”
Spider-Man replaced his hand. “Lizard dude had some crazy claws.”
“You’re going to the hospital.”
“Now Yuri, you know I don’t—“
“You’ve been stabbed! This is serious!”
“N-not the first time. It’s nothing new.”
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Yuri finds Spider-Man injured on the roof of the precinct. Yuri Watanabe POV.Series
- Part 1 of Spidey & Yuri
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- English
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- 4,266
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
- Comments:
- 51
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- 10,523
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23 Nov 2025
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Yuri provides some help and comfort during the bleak few hours after disaster.
Spoilers for Spider-Man PS4! Finish the game before you read!
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- English
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- 3,569
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 55
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- 10,708
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23 Nov 2025
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Spider’s Out of the Bag by ShimmeringBubble (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Video Games 2018-2020), Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Apr 2021
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“He didn’t even notice that it was happening at first, and as soon as he did, it just stopped. The strange humming sensation left as abruptly as it had come.
Miles uneasily chalked it up to being over-tired, because what he had just felt from his chest had most certainly not been normal.”
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Or: The “spiders purr” trope, but in the Spider-Man PS4/PS5 Universe.
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23 Nov 2025
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Got A Melancholic Temperament (that's what they said to me) by RedHead
Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014)
11 Apr 2017
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A new meta with a strange ability has public opinion divided on whether she’s a menace or a miracle-worker. The jury’s still out on the matter when the Snart siblings get caught in her crosshairs.
Or: Leonard and Lisa end up temporarily de-aged. It’ll wear off, but in the meantime, Team Flash has to figure out what the heck to do with them and how to keep them safe. Inviting them to live at the West house seems like a natural, if terrible, solution.
[Set after S2, ignores Flashpoint/S3]
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- English
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- 77,866
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 523
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23 Nov 2025
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"(Mon 12:20 pm)
Which is why you text the stranger instead of talk to coworkers.(Mon 12:20 pm)
Yes.
(Mon 12:28 pm)
Is that weird?"xxx
A dialogue-only AU in which Hotch texts what he thinks is Rossi's new number but is actually the slightly eccentric stranger whom Hotch knows only as "Spencer." What follows is something neither man could have ever quite expected.
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- 42,524
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- 16/16
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- 486
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- 8,079
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23 Nov 2025
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After a horrifyingly disastrous mission, Team Seven returns home.
[Sequel to The Pack Survives]
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- 21,594
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- 9/9
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- 4
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- 390
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23 Nov 2025
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Adoption by Defenestration; or, A Family Can Be A Fox Demon, Its Jinchuuriki, and Three Dozen Highly-Trained Assassins by elumish
Fandoms: Naruto
02 Sep 2018
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He will not be the ANBU who let the jinchuuriki plummet to his death out a fourth story window. Let that be another ANBU’s legacy.
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- English
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- 4,895
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 58
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- 657
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- 26,635
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- 8,258
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- 206,594
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23 Nov 2025
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When a simple C-rank mission turns into a straight-up nightmare, the members of Team Seven narrowly escape with their lives. They end up stuck in the middle of nowhere, each of them injured and forced to rely on one another for help.
They’ve only been a team for a couple of weeks, still distant from one another, still trying hard to prove themselves. But when they’re all hurt and struggling desperately to survive, they have no choice but to lower their walls.
Stranded far away from the village, Team Seven fights to get back home safely – but with help impossibly far away, with their food supplies shrinking and with their injuries slowing them down, their journey becomes more difficult with every step.
In the wake of their struggle, though, their bonds grow steadily stronger.
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- English
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- 98,138
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 21
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- 1,771
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- 10,759
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23 Nov 2025
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Iruka peruses the mission board when he overhears some kunoichi talking about a C-rank babysitting mission. Curious by the rumours, Iruka takes a look.
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C-Rank, Chuunin and above only.Mission Duration:
???? One week. An arrangement can be made for recurring services if you survive.Mission Description:
Feral baby.
Please feed and water.
Bring dog treats. He likes those.Signed:
Henohenomoheji.Iruka untacks the mission brief, walks over to the mission coordinators and asks, “This mission is a prank, right?”
Or: The continual well-being of Uzumaki Naruto rides on a C-Ranked mission.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 44,447
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 11
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- 242
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- 6,133
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23 Nov 2025
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What if Mirabel had met Bruno before the engagement dinner?
What if she took away the lesson that her presence and efforts would only hurt the family?
What if she started to withdraw, to stay away so that she didn't ruin anything else?
What if someone noticed and decided to do something about it?Pepa had missed the signs that led to her brother leaving them.
She refused to see the same happen to Mirabel.Series
- Part 1 of Extended Family is Still Family
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,030
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Collections:
- 28
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- 1,924
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- 12,631
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- 2,952
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- 360,020
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23 Nov 2025
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Thirty-Four year old Harry Potter travels back in time, adopting the name of Blake Slytherin - he interferes with his own trial and messes with Dumbledore's perfectly laid plans. What happens afterwards? will Blake have bitten off more than he can chew? Will it be left to Harry to do what needs to be done?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 233,425
- Chapters:
- 55/55
- Collections:
- 69
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- 3,316
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- 22,433
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23 Nov 2025