SalesmanOrASoldier
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A cure I know that soothes the soul by SalesmanOrASoldier
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
10 Jun 2026
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"Are you alright?" Hizashi asked, concern evident in his scent. That was weird. Shouta could smell him much better than usual. "Normally you're under a bunch of blankets. It's a little cold in here, even for me."
Something in the back of Shouta's mind decided that was completely unacceptable. Hizashi was cold and he needed to do something about it. Logically, he knew that Hizashi would be okay. That if he was really that cold he could get a blanket for himself. Rationally, he knew that the comment had been more about Shouta's abnormal behavior than Hizashi's temperature.
Typically Shouta was a very rational and logical person. He attributed most of it to his hero training and overall personality, but would but the first to acknowledge some of it had to do with his designation. Betas were seldom plagued by the instincts that effected their alpha and omega peers.
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Shouta thinks he's a beta. He's not.
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It’s All Okay by SalesmanOrASoldier
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 May 2026
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Shouta comes home after patrol ready to curl up with his husband and get some sleep, but forgot that Hizashi isn’t at home.
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It doesn't hurt me by SalesmanOrASoldier
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
10 Apr 2026
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While sorting through some boxes Shouta finds a cassette tape. It's a compilation of audio recordings Hizashi made. Each one corresponds with a big moment in their lives.
Most of them are sweet moments. Hizashi getting into UA, picking hero names, their first date, getting married.
But some of them talk about the more difficult moments, USJ, the war, Shouta losing his leg. Hizashi was struggling with those parts of their lives more than Shouta had realized.
He might still be struggling with those things. Shouta decides to ask him about it when he gets home.
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Fake Wooden Flooring by SalesmanOrASoldier
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 Mar 2026
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It doesn’t feel real. Not the fresh air, not the thread on his sleeve that he’s absentmindedly twisting around his finger, not the ground beneath his feet.
None of it does. Nothing has felt real in weeks.
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Shouta hurts himself in an attempt to make things feel real. Hizashi walks in and helps patch him up. They talk.
Second chapter is the same thing from Hizashi's perspective!
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Somebody To Love by SalesmanOrASoldier
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Mar 2026
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Hizashi does an "anonymous confessions" segment on his radio show and gets a letter from someone who is in love with their best friend. What a coincidence, Hizashi is also in love with his best friend. Some of the details in the letters from this person almost make it seem like the sender is Shouta. That's crazy, though. Shouta wouldn't send a love confession to a radio show. Right?
Recent bookmarks
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Evil wizard tries to end pride month, but Aizawa and Yamada are just too powerful by Sugurus_penar for halfsnail
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Jun 2026
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Yamada is a dragon and Aizawa is a knight, and they are super super super in love!!!! SUGOI!!!!!! But then an EVIL wizard (Kurog-g-g-g-iri) curses them to switch bodies!!! Oh no chat what will they do? Tune in to find out!!!!!!!
Bookmarked by SalesmanOrASoldier
21 Jun 2026
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One More Sleepless Night by Corisca
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Jun 2026
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God, he was so stupid.
How would he even word his message? Hey Sho, I hope patrol is going well. Can you end it early and act as my own personal muzzle? I'm too much of a coward to wear the metal one tonight. Xoxo, your darling partner, Hizashi
Hizashi sighed.
Yeah, he thought sarcastically, that would work.
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Hizashi copes the best he can. It works... for the most part.Bookmarked by SalesmanOrASoldier
21 Jun 2026
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Hizashi's Wild Gender Adventure! by deadgaywizards4life
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Nov 2025
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A fic of Mic figuring out his genderfluidity :))
Bookmarked by SalesmanOrASoldier
02 Jun 2026
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present mic's foolproof plan at making eraserhead like him: chocolate edition by incapablemuse
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
31 Jul 2025
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“So, it’s your choice completely if you wanna, but…” Mic trails off and Shouta finally lifts his head to look at him. His face doesn’t change at the sight of the wand in Mic’s hand, waving it around like it’s nothing.
“Fuck, Mic, no,” Shouta says sternly. “I was - I wasn’t serious.” By the way his voice cracks like he’s still going through his second puberty, the lie is already pulling away at the seams.
“I’m being serious!” Mic’s quirk slips through his throat and Shouta winces in response. Too loud. Too much. “I knew people who used orgasms as a way to get rid of cramps. You won’t have to do anything.”
or; feared underground villain eraserhead unfortunately has menstruation cramps that rival the hellish burn of hades. newbie to the league of villains and ex-pro hero, present mic, is more than interested in lending a helping hand in more ways than one.
(or; shouta's period comes back after a few months of not taking t and mic wants to help out.)
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Bookmarked by SalesmanOrASoldier
26 May 2026
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Stay As Long As You Need, Hizashi by urlocalaizawaaddict
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Nov 2025
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The apartment is dark when Hizashi lets himself in, but that’s nothing new. Aizawa likes the shadows, claims they’re “energy efficient,” though Hizashi knows it’s really just that he hates getting up to turn on the lights.
Bookmarked by SalesmanOrASoldier
25 May 2026