Shmaylor
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Four games in a regular season plus maybe All Star games and maybe the MLH awards means -
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What with living in different countries and having packed schedules and public lives -
Six years of hooking up really means that Ilya has met up to have sex with Shane Hollander sixteen times.
Total.Ilya and Shane, sixteen encounters, 2010-2016.
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 1 of [Podfic] homegrown
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When Ottawa declines to make an offer to add Ilya to their roster, Shane and Ilya are at a loss for what to do next.
Enter Yuna Hollander.
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[Podfic] How It Happens by Shmaylor for LordSmeldingtonTheThird
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Dec 2024
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Five universes Harrow's subconscious conjured that she didn't like, and one that maybe, regrettably, she did.
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Outtakes and other fun snippets that didn't make it into Bella, Mulier Qui. No real plot or story arc, just people from the Bella, Mulier Qui story having lunch together or making plans to have lunch together.
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- Part 8 of [Podfic] Whatever You Love Best
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Podfic version of the homegrown series written by Anonymous
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Podfic Broken Telephone 2017 - Chain 3 by anatsuno, cantarina, Chestnut_pod, DesireeArmfeldt, DesireeArmfeldtPodfic (DesireeArmfeldt), elaineofshalott (LadyofMisrule), epershand, frecklebomb, frecklebombfic (frecklebomb), Hoely_owl, idellaphod, KDHeart, LadyofMisrule, litra, marianas, Opalsong, podfic_lover, podficbt_mods, sallysparrow017, Shmaylor, Syr
Fandom DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), due South, Gilbert & Sullivan & Related Fandoms, Hawkeye (Comics), Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell & Related Fandoms, Killjoys (TV), Mad Max Series (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, One Piece, Pacific Rim (Movies), Richard II - Shakespeare, SHAKESPEARE William - Works, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Slings & Arrows, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Stardust - All Media Types, Supernatural, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Welcome to Night Vale
25 Dec 2017
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Podfic Broken Telephone is a challenge than ran from summer 2017 to winter 2017. The idea was that Person A made a podfic, which turned into a prompt for Person B. Person B's podfic then became a prompt for Person C, and on down the chain.
Three chains were formed from the participant pool to keep the challenge run time to six months or less.
For more information or to see the other chains and podfics made for this challenge, visit the collection: https://ao3-n2.uefi233blog.eu.org/collections/podfic_broken_telephone
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Marvel Podfic by 343EnderSpark, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), kalakirya, KD reads (KDHeart), lattice_frames, lavenderfrost, litrapod (litra), miss_marina95, Opalsong, paraka, reena_jenkins, RsCreighton, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), Shmaylor, sophinisba, Superstitiousme, thelonebamf, vassalady, wingedwords (gunpowderandlove)
Fandom Agent Carter (TV), Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Cable and Deadpool, Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel (Movies), Marvel 616, Marvel Adventures: Avengers, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Ultimates, Ms. Marvel (Comics), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, POKEMON Detective Pikachu (2019), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (2011), Thor (Movies)
06 Jun 2024
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Podfication Live Performances by Akaihyou, Annapods, argentumlupine, bessyboo, blackglass, cantarina, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, exmanhater, forzandopod, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), litra, litrapod (litra), Lunate8, marianas, miss_marina95, Opalsong, paraka, reena_jenkins, RevolutionaryJo, semperfiona, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), Shmaylor, sisi_rambles, sophinisba, theleanansidhe, vassalady
Fandom Multi-Fandom
29 Oct 2019
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Recordings of the annual Live Performances event at Podfication, a convention for podfic creators and listeners.
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Most people know that famously superstitious Shane Hollander repeats any pregame routine that takes place before a playoff win.
It's probably best they don’t know that routine includes his sex life with the opposing captain.
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“I was trying to be cool about it.” The confession is a quiet whine, muffled into Shane's palms. “Go with the flow, y’know?”
It’s almost unbearable, how much Ilya adores this perfect, neurotic man. “Hollander,” he says patiently. “You have never once gone with flow. Not ever in your life.”
There is only one grey cloud in the perfect blue sky of Ilya’s summer.
His two weeks at the cottage are almost over, and Shane still hasn’t asked him to stay.
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the lies are all behind you now by throughadoor
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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In a hotel room their first year playing together for Ottawa, Shane and Ilya talk about gay rookies and bad threesomes and how to not sound like you're trying to hook up with Shane's mom.
"I get that you're trying to say something that's actually kind of sweet, but I cannot emphasize enough how much it sounds like you were trying to hook up with my fucking mom. Also, my mom doesn't just like you, my mom loves you. You know that."
"Sure, okay, now. But back then? I was very happy to settle for just like. You know how it is with Hollanders. You have to hook up with them for a while before the feelings start to grow."
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See it for myself by tuesdaycoming
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Feb 2026
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Ilya scrolls through his message history. He'd sent Shane a message, 'Are you busy rn?' hoping for an impossible no, but he'd gotten the expected Yes, of course, I am Shane Hollander with a million brand deals, 'I have a video shoot scheduled.'
Ilya taps his thumb against the screen and the message zooms in a little, and all at once, Ilya knows. He knows that video is in front of him now, and he knows that it has to be filthy. It cannot be anything but a sex tape, but if he texts Shane now to ask if it is a sex tape and it isn't, Hollander might actually have a real panic attack across the border that Ilya can't pull him down from.
He has to watch it.
He has no idea where the fuck he's supposed to find a VCR.
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Ilya tastes metal in his mouth as his back hits boards, head flinging back against flimsy plexiglass. He snaps back to attention, immediately, sneering in Pike's direction.
"You are his guard dog, Pike?" he asks, genuine irritation seeping into his voice. "No one can get near him or you bite their ankle?"
"Wouldn't have to if you didn't act like a stalker." Pike returns. He starts to skate away, but he's still mumbling and Ilya catches the last of his sentence, somehow, over the roar. "…fucking in love with him."
Ilya feels, suddenly, hot and cold all over.
(Or: 5 times that people realize that Ilya is in love, and 1 time that Shane does.)