BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
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You Better Hide Your Love by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are teammates, charity co-founders and ex-rivals. They are definitely not dating, and are obviously both super heterosexual.
It's a new season and Lily (Shane's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his Captain Ilya Rozanov) has decided to join the group chat for the spouses and partners of Ottawa Centaurs, which Jane (Ilya Rozanov's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his alternate Captain Shane Hollander) is already a member of.What could go wrong?
( The sequel to "I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you")
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- Part 3 of SAP 4 U
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💸What happens in the secret gambling chat, stays in the secret gambling chat💸 by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Jun 2026
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Missing scenes from part one of my SAP series.
Aka what the other Ottawa spouses and partners think is going on with “Jane”
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- Part 2 of SAP 4 U
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I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 May 2026
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Shane gets added to the Ottawa WAG chat not long after Ilya joins the team, fully intending on replying as little as possible. Instead, he finds himself with an unexpected support system when coming out to his teammates goes wrong, and he finds himself traded across the continent.
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- Part 1 of SAP 4 U
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Operation Janebear by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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James @JamesSDaniels24 · 1hr ago
What the fuck is Janebear, and why is it trending under sports?
2.5K retweets 615 quote tweets 4.5K likes
The internet searches for the couple responsible for the viral Reddit posts, and Ilya and Shane address the rumours....in their own way.Series
- Part 6 of Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures
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Is this how the Christians felt when Jesus left that cave? by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Feb 2026
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r/relationshipadvice
1 week ago
Lilybear_1221UPDATE: I am no longer dating Jane.
Ilya and Shane return to reddit.
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- Part 5 of Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures
Recent series
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SAP 4 U by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Jun 2026
- Words:
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- 3
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Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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“Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”
Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….
- Words:
- 35,142
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 2,498
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Secrets by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency), JustAnotherObesessedFanPerson
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
28 Mar 2017
- Words:
- 123,534
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 23
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Secrets by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
27 Oct 2015
- Words:
- 5,988
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 3
Recent bookmarks
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But I wasn't in heat? by TurntheTables
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jun 2026
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“I can’t be pregnant”
“You didn’t wear a condom.”
“Yeah, but it wasn’t during my heat.”
“Oh my god, Shane, you are so stupid.”or
Shane does not understand omega physiology.
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Shane Hollander is eighteen, second overall draft pick, and quietly, a father. He's learned to carry both versions of himself with practiced ease.
Then there's Ilya Rozanov: first overall, unbothered, and already taking up more space in Shane's head than he has any right to.
Their rivalry is the story everyone wants to tell. Shane is starting to suspect the real one is something else entirely.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 110,917
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Comments:
- 897
- Kudos:
- 3,090
- Bookmarks:
- 1,062
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- 113,683
Bookmarked by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
28 Jun 2026
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do the math by diazette
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial
I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started.We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.
On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left.
Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss.
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or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,854
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 278
- Kudos:
- 8,994
- Bookmarks:
- 1,691
- Hits:
- 42,080
Bookmarked by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
27 Jun 2026
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+1 (617) 555-9214
[image blurred]
thinking about u+1 (857) 555-4473
i’m guessing this wasn’t meant for me+1 (617) 555-9214
fuck.or: Shane Hollander receives a thirst trap from an unknown number - and absolutely should not reply, especially considering how much he and Ilya Rozanov can’t stand each other in real life.
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- Part 2 of college hollanov
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,353
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 1,011
- Kudos:
- 12,011
- Bookmarks:
- 2,088
- Hits:
- 142,686
Bookmarked by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
27 Jun 2026
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shot at the night by idkimtired
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Jun 2026
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@ russianbear clove
roz is so fucking funny man had two seconds to process and he spent them thinking about how to get that ass
@ icemenace Ro - he's so real
@ shaneybugbug Libby - oh he's been WAITING for this
@ iwant81 Abbie - he was so obviously joking oh my god
@ russianbear clove - ummmm i don't think so
@ iwant81 Abbie - rozanov likes girls english just isn't his first language so he accidentally made it look like something you freaks are taking advantage of
@ russianbear clove - so he's joking or it was an accident??? Istg at least chose one
or - Shane Hollander comes out and Ilya loses his mind