TheSnarkLord

The coat of arms I designed when I was 12: A lozenge, quarterly purpure and sable, on a chevron argent three dragons passant sable. The supporters are two gryphons and underneath is the latin motto "nec cupias nec metuas"



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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Hans, starved of affection his entire life, finds himself hopelessly smitten with his one true friend, Henry. Desperate to confess without actually confessing, he turns to the only tried‑and‑true method he trusts: anonymous love poems.

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    28 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Five times Henry and Hans found the time to sneak away, stolen moments in darkened corners, away from prying eyes. Five times where they rushed with panted breaths and desperate hands, and the one time where they had all the time in the world, and yet it still was not enough.

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    28 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Henry has spent nearly a fortnight tracking the poacher known only as Ghost. But when he finally finds the camp he's been searching for, he discovers something far more precious than he ever expected. Hans. His lord. Tired, bruised, and worn thin, but alive. Letting Hans leave once was a mistake Henry will never repeat. This time, he's holding on—fully set on bringing his lord home, making him whole again, and taking care of him the way he always should have. In the depths of the forest, Henry finally finds Hans again.

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    28 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Sir Hans Capon, Lord of Pirkstein and heir to the seat of Rattay and Polna, has never once wondered what it would be like to kiss a man.

    Except. Well.

    There was that one time.

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    Hans and Henry play a dare game with the Devil's Pack, with varied results.

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    28 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    “Would it irk you less,” Maedhros asks, his eyes glinting with infuriating amusement, “if it did not rhyme?”

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    Fingon, and the songs they write about him.

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    24 Jun 2026