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With Prince Wilbur dead and King Phil and Prince Techno leaving to deal with pressing matters, someone has to take the throne, right?
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Wilbur starts mumbling under his breath. “No. No, it can’t be. No way. This is a child. This is an actual child. No way.”
“Hey!” Tommy calls, beaming. “It’s child prodigy to you, Soot. Watch yourself, I probably have double your IQ.”
Wilbur comes to attention, eyes narrowing at him. “How… how? How are you in college? You’re a child.”
“Graduated early,” Tommy boasts. “Valedictorian, top of my class. Don’t be too impressed.” He pauses. “Your mouth’s open. You might wanna close it, mate. Your throat will dry up and you’ll die.”
Wilbur closes his mouth slowly. He continues watching Tommy’s expression, as if waiting for this to be a joke. “I have to room with a fourteen-year-old?” He thinks out-loud, horrified.
“Oi. Fourteen and three-quarters! ” Tommy reminds him.
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Or, tired-out barely-adult Wilbur and child prodigy Tommy are college roommates. This arrangement leads to a lot of shenanigans.
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you know you've got me in your pocket. by blergh_wizard, sunsetsomewhere
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
16 Sep 2022
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Wilbur's eyes find him and crinkle. "Hello, there," he coos, dropping down to Tommy's level. Even kneeling down, he towers over Tommy. "What a cute little thing. I don't suppose you're Tommy's new stray?" He brings a hand to Tommy's neck, feeling around for something. If Tommy could actually fucking move, he would back away. His legs wobble under his weight. "No nametag, huh? Did you just wander in?"
Tommy wants to shake his head, wants to hiss a warning and tell the man to back off. He's not a raccoon, though. He doesn't know what he is.
"Oh, dear, you're shaking," Wilbur says, pouting. "Come on, precious, let's get you home. If Tommy's not keeping you, I sure will. Are you hungry?"
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Or, Tommy used to be a raccoon hybrid. Somehow, he no longer is.Series
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BackStabber by blergh_wizard
Fandoms: Nijisanji, Luxiem - Fandom, Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
03 Jul 2022
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It was meant to be a holiday. For celebration. For fun. They were friends after all, right?
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Inspired by Mysta’s telling of a Luxiem Horror Story from stream
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What if Quackity's lore stream had gone differently?
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hybrid!tommy (the series) by blergh_wizard, sunsetsomewhere
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF
27 Sep 2022
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10 Jun 2026
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“Meet me before lunch in the History Hall’s lounge.”
“What?” you ask. “I have a study session for finals that I organized for then. Half the school is going. If I don’t show up to my own session, then—”
“Be there or don’t,” Satan hums, already walking away. “Continue what you started or get left behind.”
(In which you like Satan, he despises you, and somehow, it all ends in love. Pre-written, updates every other day.)
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29 Sep 2024
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You're out minding your own business when some asshole cult members kidnap you. You find yourself in the center of a summoning circle, but unfortunately for the cult, they're summoning your beloved partner. And Satan is not happy about what he finds.
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07 Feb 2024
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MC is turned into a cat and the demon brothers have to deal.
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17 Nov 2023
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