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    “Oh my god,” Wade said. “I’m an idiot.”

    “Yes. And?” Logan snapped.

    “I forgot Logan died in 2029,” Wade said, horrified. “It’s 2024."

    ...

    (It's okay, Wade. The writers forgot too.)

    Deadpool and The Worst Wolverine join forces with the X-Men to save Laura and the kids from Project X-23, stop the Westchester Event, and prevent mutant extinction. Oh, and they also fall in love while they do it.

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    30 Jan 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    What the hell would Wade even want for Christmas? Logan doesn’t understand the man’s sense of style (what’s funny about wearing a t-shirt that says ‘I’m Not Like Other Moms: I Do Coke’? Logan sure doesn’t fucking know, but Wade thinks it’s hilarious), so getting him clothing is absolutely out of the question. Wade can’t cook for shit, so the kitchen appliance route is out as well. Candles, socks, and gift cards are all too generic – Logan might not know what to get Wade, but he sure as hell isn’t going to get something so painfully normal for Wade fucking Wilson. But that’s a whole lot of things not to get for him, and Logan still hasn’t come up with a single good gift idea. What kind of gift do you get for a guy like Wade? Logan chews on his lower lip, tastes blood. What do you give the guy who saved your life? What do you give the man who pulled you out of your rotting corpse of a universe and breathed the life back into you? What do you give someone who changed you forever?

    Not a Yankee fucking candle, that’s for damn sure.

     

    OR: Logan doesn't know what to get Wade for Christmas. In the meantime, he starts taking art classes at the Community Rec Center.

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    16 Jan 2025

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    13 Jan 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Logan settles into his new timeline, thinking he'll strike out on his own any minute now… but there's something about Wade that keeps drawing him in.

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    02 Jan 2025

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    "They did not really fuck in the Honda Odyssey, at least, in the conventional sense. The fight itself, that was a cathartic exercise, a release of aggression and hard feelings for both of them. That’s what he told himself, anyway. And what they did after that, it didn’t mean anything. It was barely more than what two teenagers would do on a third date. It was so stupid, so ridiculous, hardly even worth mentioning, let alone remembering over and over and over for three months straight.

    So why couldn’t he forget it?"

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    After an intense sexual encounter in the Odyssey, Logan tries to pretend it didn't mean anything. However, slowly, he realizes that maybe there's more to it than that. In the three months they'd been living together, Wade has made Logan feel a lot of things he's never felt before, both in the bedroom and beyond, and things he never thought he'd feel again. It's a getting-together fic fraught with pining, combined with Logan discovering a few kinks he didn't know he had.

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    26 Dec 2024

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    Wade’s off the couch, moving slowly until he’s standing right in front of Logan. He’s eyeing him carefully, thoughtfully, like he can piece together a solution to whatever the hell is happening right now.

    “You’re not just doing this so you can get out of buying dinner, are you?"

    “Fuck you.”

    Or: Even if he can't quite place his face, Logan doesn't think he could ever forget Wade Wilson.

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    24 Dec 2024

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    On Saturdays, Logan (barely) cooks steak. Wade picks a bad movie. Then they find a quiet alley and beat the hell out of each other.

    It's nice. It's almost as good as sex. It's their routine.

    And then some stupid mutant killer with serious personal issues and a not-even-that-hot police sketch starts offing people. Obviously, Logan and his raging guilt complex are totally un-cool with this, so he and Wade hunt the guy down. It's all well and good until Wade loses his mutation. Meaning he's dying. Again. Because fuck his entire life.

    But what is this? A definitely not shady 'cure for all ills' that a couple of teenage lesbians found on the dark web? Perfect! Get the loose wad of cash, boys!

    As anyone with more than two braincells could guess, it's all downhill from there.

    (I FINISHED IT U GUYS ARE U PROUD OF ME)

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    13 Dec 2024

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    They hadn’t talked about it, was the thing.

    Hadn’t talked about the things Wade had done with Logan’s… thing. Hadn’t talked about how much Logan had liked those things.

    Now here he was, sweaty and horny and curled up in a totally heroic ball of misery. And Wade, that fucker, was kissing sweetly at Logan’s face like this whole thing wasn’t his goddamn fault. Like he’d never done a single thing wrong in his entire obnoxious life. Like nuzzling at Logan’s neck was a completely normal thing to do and definitely not a thing that made an omega in heat think wedding colors.

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    (Logan goes into heat following the events of “Small Cultural Differences.” Wade continues to be super nice about it. That's it, that’s the fic.)

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    26 Nov 2024

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    How does life go on when you're two super-powered beings with unresolved trauma and romantic tension so dense even Al can see it. Moving in together might have been the end of the movie, but to them, it's only the beginning.

     

    Very domestic/slice of life continuation of the Deadpool & Wolverine Film

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    22 Nov 2024

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    Wade Wilson bought a "fixer upper" house, but never got around to fixing it up. And now that he's been diagnosed with cancer, he's absolutely not going to do any home improvements. And obviously Blind Al isn't going to fix anything around the place, either. So when Laura Kinney, a teen volunteer at the VA hospital, mentions that she and her handyman single dad Logan are being evicted from their rent-controlled apartment, Wade comes up with the perfect solution to (almost) all of their problems.

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    20 Nov 2024

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    Pregnancy is hard. Unexpected pregnancy with a healing factor that could evict the baby at the slightest problem? That's even harder. But figuring out how to make himself happy - and how to live with both his partners in domestic bliss - might be Wade's biggest challenge yet.

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    17 Nov 2024

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    Post DP&W, Wade brings Logan home to meet Peter.
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    “You should stay.” Wade was stumbling over his words trying to convince Logan to stay. “There’s room for you here. And you’ll get used to Pete. Sure he’s a creepy crawly little bugger, but he’s also the sweetest little sugar cube in the world. And hey, it’s a douchey thing to 'wham bam thank you ma’am' save the world with me, and then leave."

    “Jesus Christ.” Logan huffed. “You really are a yapper, aren’t you?”

    “Certified yapper, yeah.” Wade bumped Logan’s shoulder. “Seriously. Stay. Please.”

    Logan put a hand to his chest, right over his stupid, hopeful heart. “Maybe a few days.”

    “A few days sounds good.” Wade budged closer until their knees knocked too and smiled like a smitten fool. “You’ll see. It’ll be fine. You and me and Pete-- it'll be fine."

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    13 Nov 2024

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    half cocked, self indulgent rewrite of the first Deadpool movie.
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    "If I don’t keep this body in tip top shape, how else am I supposed to wrestle with freaks and perverts?” Once again, Wade inches closer, flexing the muscles in his arms that Logan definitely can’t see through his coat. He’s fully in the other man’s space now.

     

    Logan’s got the cigarette in one hand, the other thumb hooked in his pocket as he leans against the wall. “You wrestle with perverts often?” He asks, looking Wade up and down and puffing smoke at him.

     

    Wade grins. “All the time. But not for free. Why, you a pervert?”

     

    “More or less.” Logan smirks, then the fucker stubs his cigarette out in his palm. He maintains eye contact with Wade and it might be the hottest thing he’s ever seen in his life. “What’s your rate, sugar?”

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    02 Nov 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 71

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    “We’re getting married.”

     

    It wasn’t very often that Wade couldn’t find the words that fit a situation. There weren’t many sentences that he couldn’t turn into a joke, a pun, an innuendo, something to lighten the mood, to earn laughter or groans from whoever was unfortunate enough to be in the same room as him. The one thing Wade prided himself on above anything else, no matter how many people told him to shut up, was his motormouth.

     

    The same motormouth that was now silent.

     

    Get your special sock out nerds, it's happening.
    Deadpool & Wolverine Proposal AU. I really hope you like romcoms as much as I do, because this is gonna be an experience.

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    28 Oct 2024

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    “Don’t worry, baby boy. We’ll keep you safe.” Wade drawled out. His voice low, reassuring and coaxing something hot to curl up in the pits of Logan’s stomach. His fingers itched to grab Wade by the chin but he kept them tight on the wheel instead until he got a whiff of scent that suddenly spiked.

    From the rearview mirror, he saw a blush on “Wolvie’s” face. Logan fought to bury the growl creeping out of his throat. The little punk. He was staring at Wade like he’s a piece of meat.

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    OR: Cagefighter Wolverine fights and gets kidnapped by an interesting masked man called Deadpool and his companion, a gruff old version of him named Logan. It was for his own safety, they said.

    But when Wolverine finds himself wanting to know Deadpool more intimately, he ends up at odds with the older Logan, who is not going to let Wade get taken away without some bloodshed.

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    27 Oct 2024

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    There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide

    It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time to update.

    The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.

    There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)

    Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.

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    25 Oct 2024

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    “Wade, I need you,” Logan said, his chest starting to heave, “to run.”

    “What, like a marathon? Now is not the time for altruism, sweetie. We have a lab to escape from. And I’m not really big on running if I can help it."

    “Run,” Logan said. He took a step forward. Wade glanced behind him at the room he had just left, which he noticed did not have any exits. He slid his gun out of its holster.

    “Get the fuck awa—” Logan paused to swallow, his words turning gravelly, like it was difficult for him to speak “—away from me.” He flexed his fingers. “Or I am going to fucking kill you.”

    Or: After Logan rejoins the X-Men, Wade gets whisked away on his first solo mission with Logan. It should be quick—easy—like taking candy from an armless baby. And it is, up until it isn’t.

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    22 Oct 2024

  18. Public Bookmark 58

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    “What did you think I meant, Peanut?”

    Logan doesn’t want to do this, bring his panic to light and talk about the feelings rolling around like a ball of barbed wire in his chest. But he looks at Wade, quiet and expectant and sighs. Finding the words makes him feel like he’s chewing on rocks, chalking and rough on his tongue.

    “You said I should start looking at places. Emphasis on the I.” Irritation bleeds into his words because Wade can’t be direct for once in his life. Wade tilts his head in a dog like manner Logan would mock him for if it wasn’t for the serious moment. His hairless brows furrow further.

    “Well yeah, you’re more picky than I am. I mean look at this place.” Logan can't see his hands, but feels them in the air behind him, knows Wade is likely gesturing to the shit show that is their apartment. “Not to mention you're wise beyond your years, you’re probably way better at house hunting than my millennial ass.”

    Wade and Logan move in together for real, featuring Deadpool's method of house hunting...Fucking with criminals.

    Rated E for absolute filth in chapter 2

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    08 Oct 2024

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    "Were you friends with the other me from here before he died?”

    “Hm? No, why?” Wade’s brown eyes landed on him and he tilted his head.

    “You just know a lot of shit about me I’m pretty sure I haven’t told you,” Logan muttered.

    ∙✧∙

    OR: The one where Wade gets stuck in a time loop and decides to play 50 First Dates.

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    23 Sep 2024

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    “This whole thing sounds like a lesbian situationship,” Negasonic says, quirking an eyebrow.

    “Well, the fic 𝘪𝘴 named after a Chappell Roan song.” Wade concedes.

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    Of Wade, Logan, and bottled up feelings.

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    15 Sep 2024

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