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    jaylen hotdogfingers & mike townsend centric works. loosely connected.

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    “So,” Jason says, quiet, eyes trained on Bruce yet clearly directing the remark to him. Dick feels strangely honoured to be included in his little aside, until he hears the ending. “He’s sharpened his stick at both ends.”

    Dick has an incredulous, “What the fuck does that even-?!” bursting out of his mouth before he is quite rudely interrupted by a batarang rushing towards his rightfully confused face.

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    There's something wrong with Bruce. Dick lies between his crosshairs.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Jason Todd goes to Titan's Tower to send a message. He won’t kill Robin there, no—that wouldn’t be poetic enough. Instead, he’ll torture the cuckoo to death and dump his body in the Nevada desert, never to be found—ensuring he has enough fingers and toes to mail Bruce for the next twenty years.

    Only when the time comes, Jason…can’t do it.

    Now he’s stranded 3,000 miles from Gotham with nothing but a smart-mouthed Robin, a beat-up pickup truck, and a dream.

    You know what they say: take me home, country roads.

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    Jason goes to Titans Tower to attack Tim. Instead, the two road-trip across the country from San Francisco back to Gotham. Featuring greasy diner food, shitty motels, talks about trauma in the bed of a pickup truck, and as many metaphors about roads as I can possibly cram in here. And stars, for some reason.

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    Jason drives forever and ends up exactly where he started.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    “My father,” Dick says, “worked the rope. It cut him. His hands were never clean.”

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “This isn’t the Court,” Bruce tells him, for what has to be the millionth time. “It isn’t.”

    Dick is still wrapped in the blanket, clutching it close to his skin, and he looks away, pinning the ground with his gaze, until he finally meets Bruce’s eyes like he’s facing his biggest fear. He speaks hoarsely. “Where are my parents?”

    “They’re —” Bruce falters. “They’re dead.”

    He doesn’t react. “Was it the Court?” His voice shakes.

     

    While fighting the Court of Owls, Bruce encounters a newly indoctrinated Talon and acquires his first child.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “I was trying,” Bruce says, “to respect your privacy.”

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    29 Jun 2026