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    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

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    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    After Scott Hunter comes out on national TV, Ilya wants nothing more than to go to Shane's cottage and figure out a way to make their relationship work. Too bad he broke things off and blocked Shane after the Montreal/Boston game that sent Shane to the hospital. Upon discovering that Shane has blocked him back, Ilya decides to show up at the cottage and win his Hollander back.

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    “Jane would not block me,” Ilya insisted again, even as his chest constricted with uncertainty. Ilya Rozanov did not get blocked, especially by pretty, pouty, freckled Canadians who meant everything.

    Marleau threw his hands out in helpless surrender, Ilya’s glare fierce enough to send him scurrying from the kitchen. Ilya waited a beat before carefully tapping Shane’s contact to call. He held his breath, heart sinking to the pit of his stomach as it rang once and connected to voicemail. Clenching his jaw, he hung up and tried again. Then one more time, torment ripping through his already tattered heart. This time when it connected, he left a message. Short, sweet, and full of intention even if Shane wouldn’t hear it. “I’m coming to the cottage.”

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    05 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    “I think you could come six times in a night.” Ilya says, lounging on Shane’s large sofa one evening in Montreal.
    (In which Ilya uses Shane's competitive nature to wreck him, completely.)

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    03 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this made me so upset. like, i know it's meant to be at least in part funny but damn. i cried. and then they kissed and i started breathing again. my sweet, sweet pookies. i will even forgive shane for working in finance.

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    Ilya sits down carefully and takes Shane’s hand. “I am going to ask you something, and I want you to try not to freak out, okay? Take a breath, think about it.”
    That sounds… serious.
    “The Centaurs are having a barbeque,” Ilya says. “I would like to go, and I would like you to come with me.”

    Shane meets the Centaurs. As Ilya's close personal friend slash charity partner from Canada.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “Oh,” Shane said. Alongside the sensation of Ilya inside him was something new. At first it felt like Ilya was getting hard again, swelling inside of him. But as Ilya’s body visibly relaxed, the stretch grew.

    Oh,” he moaned as Ilya released his bladder and piss began to flood his hole.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Ilya notices some habits of Shane's, and decides to push his limits.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “H’rder,” Shane whines into his mouth, not even trying to interrupt the kiss but speaking pathetically muffled and slurred around Ilya’s tongue.

    Ilya knocks their foreheads together, smiles.

    Nooooo Ilya, not before the game, Ilya,” he whines, a sweetly mocking imitation of Shane, “and now look at you, mhm? Why should I ever listen to your complaining, baby, when you’re gonna be such an easy, perfect slut for it anyways?”

    Or: Shane plays four-dimensional chess to get Ilya to fuck him even when he tells him no, for Shane-typical control freak reasons, in Shane-typical convoluted ways, with Shane-typical unawareness of this being a sex freak thing. Ilya provides, of course.

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    02 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    well thank you zoé this was insane holy shit

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    Troy: Uh, guys.
    Troy: I just saw something I don’t think I was supposed to see.

    Bood: Seriously, Barrett?
    Bood: I told you to be careful on those porn sites.

    Hazy: 👀

    Troy: No!
    Troy: Fuck.
    Troy: NO.
    Troy: I went to the hospital to see Roz.

    Dykstra: Wait, didn’t he say for us to not visit?
    Dykstra: That he was totally fine and would be home tomorrow?

    Troy: Well, yeah, but I didn’t think that meant ME.

    Bood: I’m pretty sure that was exclusively for you.

    Haas: How was he?
    Haas: Did he look okay?
    Haas: Do you think he’s going to be alright?

    Troy: Uh, yeah.
    Troy: I think he’s going to be fine.
    Troy: Because Shane Hollander was lying in the hospital bed with him.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Holly
    @iknowpuck
    shane hollander is standing in front of me at the coffee shop

    Holly @iknowpuck · Replying to @iknowpuck
    oooh he's texting a girl named lily

    Holly
    @iknowpuck
    he's kind of an asshole… no man is safe really

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    A chat between Shane and a certain "Lily" gets exposed. Cue misunderstandings and chaos.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Selected text messages from the phones of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, circa 2020-2021.

     
    Troy Barrett: I’m planning to drive up to Toronto to finish packing up my apartment on Saturday, and I was wondering if you’d want to grab dinner after your game while we’re both in town?
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    Jane: …did you tell Barrett about us?
    Lily: no i promise
    Lily: he maybe thinks it is possible, but i did not tell
    Jane: I don’t think he has any idea
    Lily: what makes you say this
    Jane: Just a hunch

     
    Or: Troy asks for Shane’s number, and Ilya gives it to him. What could go wrong? Or maybe more importantly, what could go right?

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    01 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    cute af

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    Steven @stevenanderson65
    replying to @shanefiles

    I'm located in Ottawa, hit me up @shanehollander 😉

     

    Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
    replying to @stevenanderson65

    he is super gay not super blind! he has hot husband he would not hit up ugly man

     

    ilya's defense attorney @ilyaspecs
    replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️

    ILYA PLS😭😭😭😭

     

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    ilya letting the internet know his husband is super gay

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “I could blindfold you and find some other cock to fuck you, and you’d still be crying from it.”
    “I’d know. I’d know it wasn’t yours.”
    “Yeah? Should I bring a lineup next time? Have them all fuck you and watch you take their cocks like the greedy whore you are? Not let you come ‘til you know which cock is mine?”
    And Shane had blacked out with how hard he’d come from the idea of it.

     

    Or, Shane tries to guess which cock fucking him is Ilya's.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Shane is twelve when he realizes he can understand Russian.

    Or, in a world where you can understand whatever language(s) your soulmate speaks, it takes Shane and Ilya an embarrassing amount of time to realize they’re soulmates.

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    30 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    :)))))))))))) this was so so so so good my god i love them so much it hurts

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    Shane is unafraid (read: actually terrified) to say people who make out in public are disgusting. This goes for everyone, but it just so happens that he’s caught high-key judging a gay couple.

    Now everyone thinks he’s homophobic.

    Fuck his life.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    “No need to be scared, malysh,” Ilya whispers. “Everyone is excited to see you.”

    Shane shakes his head and tries to protest over what’s happening, but the duct tape over his mouth keeps him quiet. He hears Hayden quietly swear from where he’s sitting in the loveseat next to JJ. Ilya shushes Shane.

    “Tonight is going to happen,” he says, his tone a little sharper. “I own you, remember? So I can make you do whatever I want. And tonight, I want to see all of your friends fuck your mouth and your ass. You are going to be good and take what you are given. Yes?”

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    29 Jun 2026

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    JJ: I saw my teammate's partner kissing someone else in a bookstore in vermont!
    JJ: assemble the troops!
    Shane (knows): oh no.

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    27 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this was so cute :)

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    your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov
    Admin note: POST IS WIP
    1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
    2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
    3. He’s supportive of the porn industry, which is notably exploitative and misogynistic.
    [cont…]

    subhollander reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
    #first celeb ever to get cancelled for bisexual pegging porn im crying #also not be that person but that was amateur porn #so???

    torontoszamboni reblogged ⇄ subhollander
    so you’re also saying that the women were amateurish at their job???

    subhollander reblogged ⇄ torontoszamboni
    quick tell me what amateur porn means

    hunter4life reblogged ⇄ subhollander
    then let’s talk about the fact that he liked that tweet as a pr stunt to distract from the f-slur????

    russianlovemachine reblogged ⇄ hunter4life
    #shane: what are you doing #ilya, swallowing: public relations

    Ilya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.

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    21 Jun 2026

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