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    shane and ilya meet on facebook marketplace. things ensue.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “My dick abandoned me,” Ilya says out loud. Shane smiles. His freckles bunch up. I want. Ilya thinks without urgency, without his DICK FRIENDSHIP. He is erectily dsyfunct.

    “It’s a known side effect,” Shane is laughing now.

    “We haven’t had sex in a month, since the pills started working.” Ilya points out. “Why did you not tell me side effect? Now Russia’s Greatest Love Machine is broken.”

    “You need to stay off hockey Twitter,” Shane rolls his eyes. “It’s true that we aren’t as… active.”

    “I used to fuck you everyday,” Ilya says bluntly. “Wake you up with blowjob, french kiss your asshole, make you wet and ready for me.”

    “That is not what french kissing is.” Shane says instead of responding. They have had this conversation before.

    “French kissing has tongue, I put tongue in your ass. I french kiss it. I romance it. I tell it that it is perfect, that it is apple of my eye. That it is the only thing I will ever need.”

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    26 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    "the shores" is a collection of Hollanov One-shot, mostly Alternate Universe with no links between them except for Bijou Hollander, Shane's daughter (his cat), who belongs in my heart, and who makes a few cameos across my works.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    24 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    Ilya joins Shane as he watches '30+ Minutes Of The Oddest Couples You've Ever Seen', expecting a hilarious documentary. Instead, he gets hit by the #feels and makes it the internet's problems instead.

    Or: hollanov pointing at animals and saying 'you' 'no, you'

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    24 Jun 2026