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    When Severus Snape woke up, he was in St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, and a full month had passed since the final battle.

    He opened his eyes, quite groggy, and was confronted with what seemed to be an explosion of flowers and plastic balloons. He tried to sit up, and when he couldn’t, he tried to speak. But he couldn’t do that, either, as it turned out. Instead, he could only look around his bed in horror. There were teddy bears and cards and bouquets and piles of sweets.

    Was he in hell?

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    13 Apr 2026

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    After getting struck by lightning something changes. Leaving Mumbo in a new form.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Through his time as a professor, Severus Snape offered Remedial Potions. The brewing was never really the point, though.

    CW for depictions of suicidal ideation and societal stigmatisation of issues surrounding suicide. These issues are explored fairly deeply for such a short story, so please mind the tags in that regard, and note that there is character death, though only of OCs.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    A meeting with Éomer and the apparent death of Aragorn make both Aragorn and Legolas re-examine their feelings for one another.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Waiting there in the middle of the ocean, only a little ways off the coast, was a ship.

    Not a boat – that distinction was incredibly important. No, this was a ship. A great hulk of metal and steam. It was held in place by a genuine anchor, casually rocking with the waves, rather than faltering beneath them.

    It was huge, and powerful, and delusional, because who the fuck wasted that many precious materials on a flashy build in 2b2t? Did they want to be targeted by every hacker in a thousand block radius?

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    In an attempt to reconcile with the loss of his arm, Fit travels thousands of blocks away from the spawn of 2b2t. He is not prepared to stumble across a dimension-hopping cargo ship and its crew of strange individuals.

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    24 Mar 2026