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How did Nandor and Guillermo meet? Nadja and Dolly definitely remember the facts.
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Do You Have Prince Albert In Your Hand? by beansprean
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
28 Apr 2024
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From the kink meme prompt:
Nandor would like new piercings, ones he has seen very popular lately among his peers, and he doesn't want to be left out now. A prince Albert and nipple piercing! Of course, it would be hard to do it alone, so obviously, he asked Guillermo to help him. Luckily Guillermo actually know how pierce, and a excuse to hold nandor tits and cock, who would pass up that opportunity.
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Waking to a Dream by beansprean, vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Apr 2024
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Nandor lives a very ordinary life that is just fine. Every day he goes to the coffee shop where he works, and comes home to his one bedroom apartment. But that's all he needs. That's how things have always been.
...and then this weird guy who has some sort of THING about Nandor starts showing up at the coffee shop every day, and Nandor begins to learn that maybe that isn't all he needs.
And maybe this isn't how things have always been.
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After leaving to get himself turned, Guillermo returns to the house...as a ghost! Where is his vampire self? What is his unfinished business? And why is he still cleaning the house?? All these questions and more Guillermo is trying to uncover, while also helping his housemates through issues of their own and avoiding the one truth that may finally set his soul to rest.
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You've Got Mail: Nandermo Edition by beansprean for returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Nov 2023
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Reluctant vampire slayer Guillermo de la Cruz hates Nandor the Relentless, the vampire who has repeatedly slipped through his clutches. When they meet online, however, they begin an intense and anonymous Internet romance, oblivious of each other's true identity. Eventually Nandor learns that the enchanting man he's involved with is actually the one trying to kill him, and how little that seems to bother him. He must now struggle with the burden of knowledge while their fights get progressively hornier.
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When Castiel comes back from the Empty, he tells Dean he’s happy just to know him, and doesn’t mind whether Dean reciprocates his love or not. On a rough day, Dean finds himself turning to Cas for comfort, taking advantage of his confession. Cas thinks he’s okay with that. Spoiler, he’s not.
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27 Jun 2026
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The Life and Times of a Perpetually Confused Angel by Baileys
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
25 Jun 2026
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Angels were never omniscient, nor invincible. They were powerful, yes — radiant, formidable, capable of reshaping worlds — but they were also bound. Born fully formed, denied free will, denied the right to question, they existed in a state of eternal servitude.
Castiel was one such Angel. And no one — not even God — anticipated the strength of Castiel’s attachment to the man destined to be Michael’s vessel.
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Castiel comes home on a Sunday.
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15 Jun 2026
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There's a tearful but proud smile on Cas' lips as he grips Dean's shoulder and says, "Goodbye, Dean," as if these are the last words Dean is supposed to hear from him. Heavy, poignant, definitive.
After all of… everything he just told Dean?
Oh, hell, no.
Dean jostles himself out of his daze to make a split-second decision. Digs his heels in, loops his right arm around Cas' middle and tackles him like this is a rugby game; dislodges him completely as dark, gooey tentacle-y extensions shoot out of the portal and over their heads.
They stumble and fall and watch as Billie is wrapped up in black ooze. The portal pulses as it swallows her, and then it vanishes.
Cas sits on the floor, his back against one of the shelves, one knee propped up, and stares at Dean with wide eyes.
"Now what?" Dean asks, on his knees in front of Cas, still breathless, wiping tears from his cheeks as he looks around, waiting for the Empty to notice its mistake and return to snatch Cas away from him, after all.
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'Inherit the Earth' but the Empty didn't take Cas… yet.
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13 Jun 2026
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Before Jack zips off to give world peace a try, Dean stops him. “What about Cas?” he says, less of an afterthought and more of a reminder that, hey, they’re sort of an incomplete family here.
Sam, catching on, asks, “Can you pull him out?”
The stare Jack levels them with is peaceful. “No,” he says, and Dean feels the earth shift beneath his feet for one very long second before Jack sets his gaze squarely on him, his eyes piercing. “But you can.”
(A post-finale fix-it fic where Dean doesn't die. Instead, he pulls Cas out of the Empty. Eventually, after the reunion, there's romance and a road trip, but not specifically in that order.)
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29 May 2026